#squattypotty

[powerliftincatmom]

Never did I think a co-worker would commission Unicorn Poop for their baby nursery! But here we are! A quick and easy pattern for any gag gift or for the person in your life with a great sense of humor!

This is a crochet pattern, not the finished product!

If you have any questions, send us a message or find us on Instagram or Facebook at Stitch Sisters Studio!

[praisethegains]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. How does anyone even poop without their squatty potty?

[marriakhan]

I’ll just leave this here. Inspired by this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPLbyk7c-KM (Watch at your own discretion)

[thewriteengle]

This story is based off true events. The names (@clifftonchandler @callbrevardhome ) have been changed to protect the...well, innocent. #thetoiletpapers #bathroombook #SquattyPotty #humor #comics #theWRITEengle #superhero

[godgirlsnguns-blog]

What the fuck

[hamilpop]

Commissions Post!

Some more recent special orders!

1) Client’s boyfriend; I LOVED customizing his guitar.

2) Bitch Puddin’ from Robot Chicken; who is voiced by KATEE SACKHOFF (!!!) of all people! 

3) deadmau5; masks kind of freak me out, but I’m pretty happy with the end result here.

4) Prince Charming from the “Squatty Potty” commercials (with the unicorn); among the stranger requests I’ve gotten for commissions, but the client was awesome. He actually works for the company that makes the product and also collects POP!s, so this was a pretty rad combination.

[chillvibeusa]

💩 Reclaiming the Porcelain Throne: The Squatting Revolution 🚽

Let’s be real for a second: modern toilets are actually kind of a design disaster. We were never meant to sit at a 90-degree angle to do our business! That position actually puts a literal "kink" in the system, strangling your colon and leading to those not-so-fun issues like bloating, constipation, and hemorrhoids.

Our ancestors had the right idea: the squat. By elevating your feet (hello, squatty potty vibes!), you relax the puborectal muscle and create a clear "straight shot" for your digestive system. It’s the bio-hack you didn’t know you needed for a cleaner, faster, and much happier gut. Your body will literally thank you for making the switch to the optimal posture. ✨

Stop struggling and start squatting. It’s time to unblock your life and embrace the flow. 🌿

👇 Reblog this to save a friend from the struggle! Follow for more wellness hacks, gut health tips, and aesthetic anatomy deep-dives.

[flooffamily]

I know yur poopin’ and all, but ya got any games on yur phone? 💩 . . . #ferret #aww #bathroombuddies #squattypotty #toot https://www.instagram.com/p/CcQ54CxuXtR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=