Oct 13, 2023
Ladies andgentlemen, a "squeeze burger."
What the fuck is a squeeze burger you ask?
The Squeeze Burger, also called the What-the-Fuck Burger, is a burger with mayonnaise--yes, mayonnaise on a beef burger--vegetables, vast quantities of melted cheese, and.....a big flat crunchy thing. That's probably more cheese.
Where do you buy a squeeze burger? You buy it at a restaurant in the airport food court, called Squeeze Burger.
Who invented the squeeze burger? Probably a man named Squeezeurger. Or a woman named whose husband got the credit because it was the 1930s, probably. Or maybe it's from a city called Squeezeburg.
I must say, while it didn't do my weight any favors, I enjoyed the Squeeze Burger.
Has anyone else ever had a Squeeze Burger?
