Jul 10, 2019
MORE BAND QUOTES
“I WILL SHOVE THE BASSOON DOWN YOUR THROAT”
“YOU AREN’T GOD!! I AM GOD!!”
“I need to gLOW”
“Horns are the best” *dramatic gasps from literally everyone else*
B.d: “BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahh...”
“I KNOW WHAT A BAGEL IS THANK YOU VERY MUCH”
“No. It’s a flaut. It’s a flautist so it’s a flaut.”
“I’M GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD”
“Hello yes I AM AN OBOE”
*points to ‘f’ on page* “forte” *points to ‘ff’* “forte forte”
*points to ‘mf’* “moderate forte”
*points to ‘p’, considers a second* “pforte”
“DO DO DOOOOO”