#squidichorous

[delcat177]

@twerkyvulture ????? lol wat

@melancthe​ man what

Man I don’t even know with this one, I’m trying to think if I’ve said anything remotely trollworthy and I’m coming up blank.  It happens vOv

@squid-ichorous captain killjoy rides again

They’re gonna have to work harder than that, I got half an edible and Flight Rising and Youtube going, PLUS coconut water.  Life is officially grand.

@qglas Yeah Del why don’t you accomplish something meaningful with your life like creating a dummy blog to send anon hate

I can’t stop giggling over the name.  I know they mean “void” as in DARK EDGY COOL HARDCORE but all I can think is “you know that also means ‘invalid’ right”

[delcat177]

@squid-ichorous said: that captcha is anti-moomin and i will not stand for it

They’ve been mining my selfies shit

[delcat177]

@squid-ichorous said: this is *absolutely* something i noticed and liked about krieg and i’m glad you get it too <3

This is so intensely validating for exactly the reasons I was talking about thank you bless you

[delcat177]

squid-ichorous said: if i ever do have a kid i’ve already decided they’re going to be regularly caught in an “ask your mom” spiral 

Having hung around Extended Family long enough to understand that the etymology of “here take this to your mom” and “have you asked your mom about it” and “tell your mom it’s time for dinner” actually comes really naturally to kids is super heartening negl

People make like there are these SERIOUS PROBLEMS when it comes to kiddos and no, no kids really adapt very quickly because they’re kids, you just can’t fathom changing because you’re like 68 years old and actively resist change