#squidiocy

[anonymusbosch]

i'll do all of them if you do all of them ;D

1:What eye color do you find sexiest?

mmm I don’t know if I find eye color by itself particularly sexy but brown eyes are rather nice

2:White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?

dark.

3:If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

Scaled version of the veins in butterfly wings

4:Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?

Big town, and absolutely.

5:Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

My fourth grade English teacher.

6:What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?

all thE SMOOTHIE

7:Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?

when i was in like first grade and i didn’t make it to the bathroom

8:Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

all of them

9:Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

that one time i jumped into a creek to get out of a date gone wrong

10:Pirates or ninjas? Why?

pirates. because pirates. and ching shih. also i just typed “birate” by mistake and I feel like that’s a pretty good description of me

11:Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?

Kind of a lot, actually.

12:Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?

Yes. Yes again.

13:If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?

just mah dogs

14:What’s your most favorite part of your body?

brain. it’s rather useful, I find

15:What’s your most favorite part of your personality?

if you need help, you will have it if I am there.

16:Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?

not really a huge fan of either.

17:Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?

yep!

18:Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?

I have never been drunk.

19:What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?

the souls of the innocent

20:Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?

Margarine on both counts

21:Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)

Skim.

22:Which continents have you been on?

north america, europe

23:Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?

not really

24:Backpacks or satchels?

both at once is how i roll

25:Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?

if someone else bought them for me

26:What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

cyberchase

27:If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?

pig. pigs are very intelligent and smaller than cows

28:If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?

my hometown’s.

29:Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on?

to hawaii.

30:The latest you’ve ever slept?

I think about 1230?

31:Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?

no, and maybe.

32:Do you pick at scabs?

not really

33:Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?

human bean

34:How far can you throw a baseball?

not sure why I would know this. but I broke a window with a wiffle ball once. fun fact.

35:If you had to move to another country, where would you move?

canada. I’m pretty much in south canada anyway.

36:Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?

I don’t think I have, at least not recently.

37:Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?

public university. I’m not really a lib arts gal

38:A relationship with love or one with sex?

love is all you need (unless you are aromantic in which case you are infinitely powerful and can survive on far less than the rest of us mortals)

39:Do you eat enough vegetables?

yes actually

40:Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?

all the movies

41:Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?

no…

42:Do you swear in front of your parents?

fuck no

43:Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween?

iron man

44:If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?

i like my hair the way it is actually

45:Do you want to get married? Have kids?

at this point in my life, it does not seem like a thing that is going to happen, but that could change.

46:Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.

i reuse a disposable one because i lose my water bottles all the time

47:City or nature person?

city to live, nature to love

48:Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)

when I was little. and also a little too recently.

49:Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy?

heel yeah.

50:Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!

- can captain a sail or motor boat

- can arc weld

- build the robots

- have 2 dog 3 fish

- look good in scarf

[anonymusbosch]

e all of the above (you could also interpret this as a pun)

1:What are you wearing?

I put on pajamas so I could answer this question.

2:Ever been in love?

Lol no I’m 17

3:Ever had a terrible breakup?

Never had a relationship so

4:How tall are you?

5’7”5:How much do you weigh?

Like 132.8. I just went to the doctor’s

6:Any tattoos do you want?

Not a huge fan of needles actually

7:Any piercings that you want?

See above

8:OTP?

Dean/Cas or maybe Me/Sleep

9:Favorite Show?

Orphan Black

10:Favorite bands?

Neon Jungle

11:Something you miss?

Being around my friends more

12:Favorite song?

Where The Streets Have No Name / U2

13:How old are you?

(holds up fingers) this many

14:Zodiac sign?

Greek: Cancer; Chinese: Bull

15:Hair Color?

Half-assed blond

16:Favorite Quote?

Miss Tick sniffed. “You could say this advice is priceless,” she said, “Are you listening?”“Yes,” said Tiffany.“Good. Now…if you trust in yourself…”“Yes?”“…and believe in your dreams…”“Yes?”“…and follow your star…” Miss Tick went on.“Yes?”“…you’ll still be beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy. Goodbye.”

- Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

17:Favorite singer?

I don’t actually know.

18:Favorite color?

The sky when you look at it from the bottom of a swimming pool

19:Loud music or soft?

It depends?

20:Where do you go when you’re sad?

A lot of places. Trees sometimes.

21:How long does it take you to shower?

Short shower: five minutes. Long shower: twenty

22:How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

Shower+getting dressed+breakfast, making and eating+brushing teeth+getting backpack together=40 minutes

23:Ever been in a physical fight?

Yes.

24:Turn on?

Not super into all that, so…

25:Turn off?

Disrespect.

26:The reason I joined Tumblr?

friends had it

27:Fears?

Inadequacy, mainly.

28:Last thing that made you cry?

Getting yelled at yesterday, cause I’m a fucking wimp

29:Last time you cried?

Yesterday, cause I’m a fucking wimp

30:Meaning behind your url

A pun on Hieronymus Bosch, a Northern Renaissance painter who painted a bunch of weird shit

31:Last book you read?

The Fifth Elephant, by T Pratchett

32:Last song you listened to?

Braveheart / Neon Jungle

33:Last show you watched?

Star Trek: TNG

34:Last person you talked to?

my dad

35:The relationship between you and the person you last texted?

Amicissima mea

36:Favorite food?

Watermelon pls

37:Place you want to visit?

One of Saturn’s watery moons

38:Last place you were?

…I am currently in a place and that place is my bed

39:Do you have a crush?

Sorta? Hell if I know

40:Last time you kissed someone?

Friday, August 15th, approximately 11:06 PM

41:Last time you were insulted and what was it?

I don’t actually recall.

42:What color underwear are you wearing?

Does “none” count as a color? (I mean I’m in my pjs not just running around with…. never mind)

 43:What color shirt are you wearing?

Grey

44:What color bottoms are you wearing?

Plaid. Hot pink and teal. With sparkles.

45:Wearing any bracelets?

Nope

46:Last sport you played?

Cross Country

47:Last song you sang?

Habits / Tove Lo

48:Last prank call you remember doing?

Calling a dentist in Alabama or Arkansas possibly and talking to them in Japanese (from Google Translate)

49:Last time you hung out with anyone?

oh god I don’t have any friends I think it was two weeks ago?

50:Favorite movie?

The Silence of the Lambs

[gobos]

"Dear past me..."

dang I just saw this (dear past me, check your inbox before you go to bed)

here we go, kids

yes, it actually does get better. sometimes you do need to just get over yourself. this is coming from me, so no i’m not just saying that. as much fun as it is to be a cynical asshole about things i think you just need to lighten up (the awful amazing puns will come to you. like you won’t even need to try it’ll just happen… punpredictably). anyways it will get better because you will make it better and you will get better too.

i will also use the fact that i am you to say that to put things into perspective you are just living a small fraction of your life. things that are happening to you now will probably not matter 5 years later (just keep that in mind please).

also just eat some food. it’s not worth spending 3+ years agonizing over the ramification of you eating too much pasta (jfc you’re not going to die, but if you keep up the whole not-eating then yeah you’ll get there).

and try studying for tests for a change. 10/10 would recommend. you’ll feel better about yourself after getting a test back.

if you want to be a better anything then get on it (now! do it now). seriously though just go for it you’ll thank yourself later.

do some stuff with your friends and enjoy their company. come on, you and i both know that they’re the greatest.

[anonymusbosch]

all of them ;D

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1) Sexuality?panromantic asexual2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?I’d meet the person responsible for the next huge technologic leap. Get in on that wave early, you know?3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.that moment I’m terrified of her.4) What do you think about most?college applications. gdhlljhg5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?“Okay I have to go to sleep now but I’m so happy about adorable cosplay dorks :3 goodnight, you. happy birthday.”6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?clothes, unless it’s super hot7) What’s your strangest talent?i can crack my toes?8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence) Girls deserve fundamental human rights. Boys also deserve fundamental human rights9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?not as far as I know10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?like yesterday probably11) Do you have any strange phobias?iI really don’t like when someone’s cleaning a fish (for eating) and it doesn’t die instantly and it keeps moving slightly12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?what? why???? no?????13) What’s your religion?agnosticism isn’t really a religion but it’s the answer to the question you’re trying to ask14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?running15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?behind.16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?AC/DC17) What was the last lie you told?whether I had kissed a certain person18) Do you believe in karma?No, but I believe in retribution.19) What does your URL mean?It’s a reference to Hieronymus Bosch, the great Northern Renaissance artist.20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?Fear, and intellect.21) Who is your celebrity crush?felicia day and natalie dormer and gina torres. 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?yes23) How do you vent your anger?chopping wood or listening to music too loudly24) Do you have a collection of anything?memories I wish I could forget ahahahah hah. hah.25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?Talking.26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?Yes but that doesn’t mean I’ll stop trying to improve27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?Shouting - hate it; the ringtone for X - love it.28) What’s your biggest “what if”?What if there /is/ an afterlife? Because that would suck.29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?ghosts: nah. aliens: yes. also in the movie Alien. I really like that movie30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.A nightstand; air.31) Smell the air. What do you smell?chapstick32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?Where the hurricane hit in Puerto Rico.33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?West. 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?I honestly can’t name one that I find attractive. I’m not very involved in bands.35) To you, what is the meaning of life?Do good, have fun, make your limited time worth something.36) Define Art.It’s defined by its creator.37) Do you believe in luck?In theory, no; in practice, yes.38) What’s the weather like right now?dark. hot. humid. bleh.39) What time is it?11:22 PM40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Yes; no.41) What was the last book you read?Americanah.42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?Ew, no>43) Do you have any nicknames?… an old friend calls me Winry sometimes.44) What was the last movie you saw?Alien. :345) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?Broken bone in my hand or stress fracture in my leg.46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?no but i raised caterpillars into butterflies as a kid47) Do you have any obsessions right now?college apps48) What’s your sexual orientation?this is question number one49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?yes.50) Do you believe in magic?no but i’m totally up for a round of magic the gathering who’s with me51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?hecka52) What is your astrological sign?cancer. yay53) Do you save money or spend it?save half spend half. as soon as i get it i split it54) What’s the last thing you purchased?blank CDs and cases to put them in55) Love or lust?love please56) In a relationship?…yes57) How many relationships have you had?just the one58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?nope59) Where were you yesterday?from 12:00 to 12:50 AM, at Alex’s house; then in my bed sleeping (/texting) till 9ish, then doing stuff with my family, then getting stuff at target, then with KT on the roof, then more family stuff and then sleeping again.60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?i am too lazy to check. there might be a pink sock but maybe not61) Are you wearing socks right now?no62) What’s your favorite animal?mantis shrimp63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?…64) Where is your best friend?don’t have  a /best/ friend. good friends in the boundary waters, on college visits, at their houses probably, at camp, you know.65) Spit or swallow?(;no66) What is your heritage?italian/european mutt67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?hanging out at Alex’s house and chatting and stuff. 68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?Bruder69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?nope70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?probably?71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? save dog and run to work instead of walk72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?tell people, go a little crazy and try to get as much done as possible, probably73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.trust74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?back in black b/c - ringtone, therefore people, therefore happy75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?haha no76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?mutual respect and puns77) How can I win your heart?give me your sweatshirts and jackets to wear, be intelligent, smirk, have good taste in music, wear leather, be a sweetheart, puns78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?like legit insanity? possibly79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?switching school districts80) What size shoes do you wear?781) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?just name and dates82) What is your favorite word?susurrus83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.beat. sorry it’s boring84) What is a saying you say a lot?carpe noctem (ironically)85) What’s the last song you listened to?string theory (by doomtree)86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?the color of the sky when you see it from the bottom of a swimming pool87) What is your current desktop picture?the surface of the lake88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?I really don’t want to kill anyone89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?romantic/sexual orientation, in an unsafe space90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? analyze the switch and find ore info91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?the power to instantly absorb information92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?part of the time when my mom was in the hospital so younger me could see the situation with my knowledge and not be as scared93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? erasing it would change who i am now. even though it might have made things easier i’d keep my past94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?no one95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?italy96) Do you have any relatives in jail?no97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?no98) Ever been on a plane? yes99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?“Why is it that you think that? Really think about it.”

[anonymusbosch]

3, 5, 6, 9, 11, 13, 15, 16, 19, 20, 22, 23, 28, 29, 30 ;D <3

aaaaah

3: A song that reminds you of summertime

Eye of the Tiger (Survivor), because there’s a boat on Half Moon that blasts it when they take out surfers or skiers.

5: A song that needs to be played LOUD

Back in Black (AC/DC)

6: A song that makes you want to dance

Icarus (Madeon)

9: A song that makes you happy

Lions! (LIGHTS)

11: A song that you never get tired of

Mineshaft II (Dessa)

13: One of your favorite 80’s songs

Where the Streets Have No Name (U2)

15: A song that is a cover by another artist

Valerie (‘68 Version) (Amy Winehouse)

16: One of your favorite classical songs

Also Sprach Zarathustra (Richard Strauss)

19: A song that makes you think about life

Uprising (Muse)

20: A song that has many meanings to you

Carry On, My Wayward Son (Kansas)

22: A song that moves you forward

Bulletproof Heart (My Chemical Romance)

23: A song that you think everybody should listen to

With or Without You, Live at Arena Pula (2CELLOS)

28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love

Seamstress (Dessa)

29: A song that you remember from your childhood

Psycho Killer (Talking Heads)

30: A song that reminds you of yourself

Fighting Fish (Dessa)

Thank you! <3

[gobos]

Moss and succulent!

moss:what are your 3 main hobbies?

art of any sort! includes writing, playing clarinet, and drawing (naturally).

reading (mostly disease books these days)

coding! i'm doing work this summer so i can take the ap computer science test this may. :D

succulent: what are some things which calm you down?

calming music, usually instrumental things. also the sound of rain. rain in general, actually. usually i can convince myself to take deep breaths, etc. but what really isn't helpful is when people start yelling at you to calm down and take deep breaths, like what do you think i'm trying to do haha.

i also distract myself with art or something. anything, honestly.

[gobos]

rose, 9 (i went and looked up which homestuck characters were which hopefully that is in fact her name)

my tablet is having issues so i did this in paint hahaa ah

[gobos]

2 (living or deceased), 3, 18, 43, 58

2. If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

well if i could meet a deceased person i'd go with nikola tesla because come on he was ridiculous.

and if they're alive it would be really neat to meat my birth parents, but i don't even know where i'd start.

3. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

from The Tragic Sense of Life in Men and Nations by Miguel de Unamuno (my spanish teacher was giving out books yesterday sooo):

death, and to labor and progress. For progress, ac-

the margins are very wide...

18. What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

i hate the sound of chewing and anything related to the consumption of food (ew).

i love the sound of pages turning. any pages, all pages. especially the really thin pages (think bible-thin) and also magazine pages because they're all smooth and glossy.

43. What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

hmm i have a happy songs playlist and right now i really like this mashup of dog days and feel again (i also have the song as an mp3 with some cuts, etc so if you want it feel free to ask~). ouo

58. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

is this assuming my passport is up to date, because it's not. i kind of want to go to spain at some point. it would be really neat to study abroad in spain. i need to work on my conversational spanish anyway...

thanks for asking! <3