Squirrels are a menace to my safety
Ok, that's it! I've had it with squirrels. I drove around the corner and got mean mugged and threatened by a squirrel. Adorable little creature my big patootie. This heinous little dude ran out in front of me, stopped and gave me a look (see example below). I had to slow down even further to keep from hitting him (thank goodness I was only going about 10 mph) and decided to veer to the right to go around him. That punk ass decided to mess with me some more and also ran to the right which caused me to have to slam on my brakes. To make matters worse he ran over onto a fence and laughed at me. (oh yes squirrel I know that's what you were doing) I could've fallen off my scooter and damaged myself. Freaking no account squirrel. I don't believe in harming animals but that one made me want to go all ninja on his ass.