#squirrels man

[luckticket]

reasons the campus squirrels are problematic:

they make sudden noises overhead that always startle me

sometimes they have loud fights and will not listen to reason

they run out in front of me so i almost step on them

i couldn’t use the trash can because a squirrel was in it

[existentialstuff]

Omg. He looked for his nut everywhere, sat and stared into space for a very long time in squirrel time, and then immediately found his nut.

[bazeholdmybeer]

My experience at the animal hospital so far has just been me having an ongoing battle with squirrels...

[cyberteasss]

there's a squirrel outside my window and it's eating acorns or whatever the fuck but it's making so much noise like damn 

[missytenaciouslee]

just chillin'

[fourthapprentice]

So I just met the sweetest squirrel ever. He just walked up to me, so I went inside to get some peanuts, and now he eats out of my hand.

[poopitypooppooppoopers]

you know that awkward dance you do when you and someone else are coming from opposite directions and neither one of you knows which way to go?

i did that with a squirrel today.