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If it makes you feel better... she wants you to buy some high grade, kick ass, car insurance with he cut-your-price tool... Only from Progressive.
Hahahahaha, I'm ashamed to say that it took me reading this twice to get it but oh god wow
Well that bitch needs to learn to cut it out because she hurts real bad ew
Well, you know what they say...once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger.
O' My God, I'm heartily sorry for having offended jameslovesaaron with that last post. And I detest all my sins because dread the loss of heaven, and the pain of hell. But most of all, I want him to know that he is my second favorite blog ever and I want so badly to be Madge.
The Queen is pressed to know wHO THE FUCK IS YOUR 1ST FAVROITE BLOG IS JAMES IS NOT WHO THE HELL IS DESERVING OF THAT TITLE BESIDES THAT BEAUTIFUL PERFECT HUMAN BEING THAT IS CLEARLY NOT PRETENDING TO BE MADONNA ON THE INTERNET
Errrmehhgawwwddd it's estherr. i l-u-v yew. gimmie all yhur love bitchhhh. oh la la u mah super sharrrr. Can wii get 2gethur? I really wan2 b wit yhu.
Things monsters need to stop doing.
Obsessing over Tara Savelo.
Obsessing over Fozzi Bear.
Hating on Madonna.
Referring to Gaga’s parents as “Grandpa” or “Grandma” Monster.
Referring to Natalie as “Auntie Monster”.
Going to Joanne’s in a Lady Gaga costume; it’s a fancy restaurant.
Hating on Marc Monster for meeting her over 10 times.
Caring about Cher because of “Wtf is MDNA”.
Committing suicide.
Hating other fanbases.
Calling Adele fat.
Listening to Lana del Rey or Marina and the Diamonds because other monsters are listening to them (do it because you like them).
Calling other monsters “fake” for liking LDR or Marina.
Obsessing over Lindsay Lohan because Gaga hang out with her for one night.
Buying “Fame” and photographing yourself spritzing it. (You’re wasting it, just wear the fucking perfume) I think we would be a happier fanbase if all of these things could happen.
Amen!
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Oh, you’re a junior? :o I thought you were a senior!
No, I am a senior. :'D I just don't know what I'm talking about.
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I just got reminded about them a few days ago so I’m like…oh shit. I don’t want to fail!!! D: Art was so fun.
I know some people have been studying for it . . . Crap. I don't even know . . . I'm going to fail.
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Noo! You were at Tiffany’s house, remember? Then you showed up in my art class years later. Awh. I miss that. French II was awful though. I hated it. Did you take the SATs last year? When are they, usually?
Oh, right! Now I remember! And yeah, art class. I complained a lot, but it was neat. French II was awful. And I'm not sure . . . Fail.
