Jul 6, 2015
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✴ - An angry text
[text to: clyde] Yeah okay so my friends and I get into some shit sometimes but who the fuck doesn’t?? It doesn’t mean like we’re any less fun or terrible people dude!
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✴ - An angry text
[text to: clyde] Yeah okay so my friends and I get into some shit sometimes but who the fuck doesn’t?? It doesn’t mean like we’re any less fun or terrible people dude!
ALL SYMBOLS BC WHY THE FUCK NOT, MY LIL BUTTERCUP
✌ - Drunk/drugged text
[TEXT][1:15AM] u r de most popu lar guy in skul[TEXT][1:16AM] but im eati n peants ryt nao so whos th e rl winner her e
❤ - A heartfelt text
[TEXT][5:21PM] I can't help but notice that you seemed rather out of it earlier. If you wanna talk, I'm always here, man. I dunno, just saying.
⚠ - An emergency text
[TEXT][6:12PM] I just saw your dad getting arrested. You should probably bail him out.
☾ - A bedtime text
[TEXT][9:06PM] Did you manage to finish your homework? I'll check them for you first thing tomorrow.
✈ - A text while travelling
[TEXT][3:43PM] Mom said I should buy everyone a souvenir so can you just list to me all of your friends' favorite color? I'm just gonna buy you all a keychain or something.
✴ - An angry text
[TEXT][5:21PM] DUDE HOW COULD YOU TAKE CRAIG'S SIDE WHEN HE'S OBVIOUSLY THE ONE AT FAULT? STOP WORSHIPING HIM GODDAMMIT.
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Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Bebe. She’d probably have a lot of struggle waking up Clyde for the day. There might be a point where he just pretends he’s sleeping, to see what method’s she uses.
Who’s the one to make breakfast: Bebe. She’d probably try to teach Clyde how to cook up his own couple of breakfast recipes too. But their cooking session, would probably end up into a mini food fight, bc they’re both silly potatoes. And Clyde has a short attention span.
Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: Clyde might have tried to do that once.. but it probably didn’t end well. So probably, Bebe. If Clyde ever got sick or injured, she’d for sure make him breakfast in bed, until he felt better.
Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: PROBABLY CLYDE. Well, both. But, it’d more likely be Clyde other than Bebe, ‘cause she’s a little tease sometimes. And she likes to see how far his patient’s will go.
Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Both. They both understand what it feels like to be overworked, so either of them would be down for a day off.
Who chooses the movies: They’d take turns. Watching a lot of those cool superhero movies based on comic books. That would probably turn into a tradition for them or something.
Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: BOTH OF THEM. Superhero’s can only take you so far, if y’know what I mean.
Who orders lunch: Both. Sometimes eating pizza is a habit you just can’t get rid of yo. Especially if you’re to tired/lazy to move.
Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Bebe. But she’d probably only do it to see who’s food she enjoyed more. Sometimes the other person gets a better cooked meal, okay?
Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Clyde. Don’t question it. He’s an affectionate little baby. And it’s awesome.
Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Both. But mostly Clyde. Why go to work when you can cuddle and do other fun stuff?
Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Both. But still Clyde more than Bebe. His sweet tooth is probably bigger than hers.
Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: ALSO BOTH. They’d take turns too. Giving each other a variety of poses, dramatic ones, silly ones, serious ones that would still look ridiculous. Just because it’s fun. ANd they’re cute and all.
Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Both of them. At like, the same time. Or one after the other, until they couldn’t stop laughing, bc they are dorky little children.
Who cooks dinner: Bebe. But as perviously stated, Clyde would totally be assisting/learning how to make whatever too. But one of them would be bound to break something.
Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Both. Because Bebe is stubborn, and has her own way of organizing things. And Clyde is too nice to leave her alone to clean.
Who stays up until 2 reading: Neither, bc dude who wants to read at 2 am, when you can have five more hours of extra sleep??
Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: Um, Bebe? And sometimes Clyde?? I suppose it only happens if one of them has fallen asleep before the other.
Who kisses their partner while they sleep: Both. Bebe wouldn’t go to bed until she’d kiss him goodnight, unless she’s taking a random nap. And Clyde is just a little qt who wants everyone to feel safe.
clyde be like:
omg it’s bebe ┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘
ew omg it’s cartman ┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘
aw omg wendy’s making food ┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘
crap omg it’s kyle with feelings ┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘
wow omg mercedes my name is not clay, lets be friends┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘
asfdsgdhfjgkhlj; omg cute girls are touching me idk what to do ┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘
wtf omg boys are cute too, i want ten pairs of each ┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘
help omg ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
wait omg no i got this, don’t help, im clyde ಠ◡ಠ
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the barbie and the jock || bebe&clyde
Bebe’s skates gently rode along the sidewalk, as she pasted a few pedestrians along the way. It had felt as an eternity since she’d ride her old skates. It surely came as a surprise to her when they’d fit her feet. Having the pink striped design shortly chipped, you could still mange to see the barbie figure it had plastered on the side of her ankle. They were old, but she was happy. She had only pass by the park near Starks Pond. But never had she been apart of the fun. It was surprisingly beautiful, and not as crowded as she’d expect it to be. All these years, living in a town like this. She was astonished by the fact that she hadn’t been there since then.
Her attention was caught by a woman’s voice yelping from the other side. She swore someone was calling her name. Shifting her body to look behind, Bebe completely forgot what she was doing for a moment. The cries were barely audible, causing her to squint and tilt her head. Before she could shrug it off, she felt herself lose balance, tripping backwards.
This is going to hurt. She thought to herself. Knowing how easily she bruises, havng it be something her classmates will never shut up about. Good thing make up exists.
It was sudden, but she felt two arms wrap from under her own. She expected to touch the ground in the matter of seconds, triggering her to be very confused when she didn’t. Looking up, she noticed a very familiar brunette, who looked a bit amused but somewhat worried about the whole thing.
“Uh- Hi..” She hummed, feeling rather embarrassed about the situation, but fairly excited about seeing him.
“BARBARA! There you are!” A woman practically spat out beside them, catching up with her daughter, who was sitting next to the fountain. “I’ve been looking everywhere for you.”
Become aware about this was worth a facepalm in Bebe’s behalf. Too bad she couldn’t do anything, but to only apologize to Clyde.
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"Clyde, are you even paying attention?" Wendy questioned just when she stopped reading a specific paragraph from the textbook out loud. "If you want us to pass this thing, then it's about time for you to stop fiddling with your phone and actually listen to me." Of all the people she had to be paired up with for this Algebra project, it just had to be one of the most uninspired students.
Do not get her wrong. She likes Clyde. He's a really sweet guy but his lack of determination in passing Algebra was giving him a few negative points in how she sees him. She was just glad that her parents weren't home to see this or they would have judged her for her choice of friends.
"Come on, straighten your back and go to page 38." She urged while setting her book down on the coffee table and showing the brunette the page.