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Stan | 17 | ♂ just your local cynic trying not to make too much of an ass of himself. [affiliated with HFRP]

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worst enemy? something like that. | stan ◯ craig

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Fuck no. If Stan wasn’t already pissed off enough that he had to participate in this shitty class discussion like he was in some kind of group therapy, the fact that the douche bag who got them all there was staring him down-- he was sure pissed off now.

Stan had been generally disoriented during the conversation, tapping his finger and doodling swirls on his math homework that was due next period. He should really work on that. But, when Craig decided to for once play along with the teacher’s questions, he focused his gaze on the other raven haired boy. Of course, he had to, he was staring him down!

Craig opened his mouth and right away Stan knew that he was about to say something to directly piss him off and, boy, did he. Whaling ship? No! Craig knew how you felt about whaling ships! Hell! Everyone fucking knew your thoughts about god damn whaling ships! 

Stan took this moment to stand up, disregarding his doodles and glaring directly back at Craig.

“Fuck you, dude! You purposely looked at me to say that shit that you knew would fucking piss me off! You’re such a fucking dick!!”

The next part, Stan can’t really recall but the next thing he knew- the teachers hand was pointing for the door and his backpack was thrown over his shoulder as he grumbled out the door. Well, that went well. Kicked out of class and it’s his fault.

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✴ (( this one makes sense to me, heyoo))

✴ - An angry text

[text to: bebe] Listen, listen please. I don’t want you getting fucking involved with my business with Wendy, okay? I really, really don’t want anyone getting involved and i fucking know you will. It’s no one’s business but ours, okay??

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✴

✴ - An angry text

[text to: clyde] Yeah okay so my friends and I get into some shit sometimes but who the fuck doesn’t?? It doesn’t mean like we’re any less fun or terrible people dude!

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also the text memes bc i need stan to be drunk + mad at craig for No Reason

✌ - Drunk/drugged text

[text to: craig] come fukin fight me u fucjing loser lmao i;ll kick ur emo asssss.

❤ - A heartfelt text

[text to: craig] thanks for uh.. not being as big of a douche that I know you could’ve been.

⚠ - An emergency text

[text to: craig] come quick I think Token broke his arm but he’s only crying a little. Your friend, your problem.

☾ - A bedtime text

[text to: craig] hopefully I don’t see you in the morning, asshole (:

✈ - A text while travelling

[text to: craig] dude this place is so awesome because… you’re not here! B)

✴ - An angry text

[text to: craig] I don’t know why I ever thought that you could possibly be the least bit nice or helpful. You’re arguably the worst person.

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//Also daring you all those symbols in the text meme ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ssssoooo many! 

✌ - Drunk/drugged text

[text to: ky] luuuvvv uuuuuu come ovr i wanna feed u like a little bird

[text to: ky] u r a small bird to ffeed.

❤ - A heartfelt text

[text to: ky] listen dude I know I can be a fucking handful you know and I feel bad for putting you through my shit but you don’t understand how good you make me feel and how amazing you are. I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. 

⚠ - An emergency text

[text to: ky] dude i need your help call me asap I’m in a bit of trouble.

☾ - A bedtime text

[text to: ky] goodnight kosher prince don’t let the ham bite.

[text to: ky] pls don’t hurt me.

✈ - A text while travelling

[text to: ky] I’m going to take SO many pictures for you, dude like.. there are so many cool things you’d like I wish you were here.

✴ - An angry text

[text to: ky] You know what? you don’t need to do anything. If I’m such a god damn burden then why don’t you go hang out with someone else.. 

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☯☠☾

☯ = Any odd sleeping habits?

Not that odd but Stan either mumbles, groans or bites his fingers when he sleeps.

☠ = Character’s worst nightmare?

He went to school one day and somehow everyone found out that he’s gay and he got kicked off the football team and all of his friends left him. He was also naked and his dad was there.

☾ = What time does the character usually sleep/wake up?

He usually goes to sleep around 3-4am and wakes up around 7am to go to school but if there’s nothing he needs to do the next day he’ll stay up till 7am and sleep until 7pm. He likes to play WoW and various other video games and it keeps him up.

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Bedtime Headcanons 💤

§ = The character’s most common sleeping position?

∞ = What does the character usually wear to bed?

♔ = What size bed do they sleep on?

@ = Soft or hard mattress?

± = How many pillows does the character usually sleep on?

☀ = Lights on or off?

æ = Door open or closed?

♥ = Do they prefer to sleep alone? With a partner/stuffed companion?

ツ = Does the character steal the covers or has the covers stolen off them?

☯ = Any odd sleeping habits?

zzz  = Does the character snore? What does it sound like?

☁ = How often does the character dream?

☆ = Character’s best dream?

✖ = Does the character have nightmares?

☠ = Character’s worst nightmare?

☂ = Has the character ever had a wet dream?

回 = The weirdest dream the character has experienced?

❖ = Does the character lucid dream?

☾ = What time does the character usually sleep/wake up?

ϟ = Are they a light or heavy sleeper? Can they sleep through a lot of noise?

☎ = Do they suffer from a sleep disorder? (e.g. insomnia, night terrors, narcolepsy)

Ω = Has the character ever sleep walked before?

ღ = Are they comfortable sleeping in a bed that isn’t their own? (e.g. at hotels, other people’s homes, etc.)

❀ = Do they use stimulus to help them sleep? (e.g. candles, music, aromatherapy)

☮ = Ideal place to sleep? (impractical or otherwise. e.g. a pink fluffy marshmallow)

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Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:

Kyle, probably. Stan sleeps late and Kyle’s probably pretty punctual.

Who’s the one to make breakfast:

Stan, he likes to cook

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:

Maybe both depending on the situation, I feel like if random maybe Stan but if it’s like an occasion then Kyle.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:

Stan but it would probably be really ‘beat around the bush’ because he’s really awkward about sex and he still gets really nauseous.

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:

Stan, definitely.

Who chooses the movies:

Kyle, no matter what he chooses Stan would go along with it.

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:

Stan.

Who orders lunch:

Kyle, he probably knows exactly how he wants things done and Stan has a habit of fucking up orders. Pretty forgetful.

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:

Stan.

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:

Maybe Kyle. Or Stan would want to lay down and pull Kyle to cuddle up to him.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:

Stan, I’m sure Kyle gets fairly annoyed.

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:

Stan, he’s childish sometimes.

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:

I don’t really know, maybe both!

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:

I feel as if they’d both laugh about it outwardly but not say anything until later like “dude remember when you had vanilla all over your face that looked so sexual” then laugh about it on their own time.

Who cooks dinner:

I want to say Kyle.

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:

Stan only because Kyle refuses to do it on his own.

Who stays up until 2 reading:

Kyle, definitely.

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:

Stan, probably.

Who kisses their partner while they sleep:

Maybe both, I feel like they’ll both keep it a secret tho ;p

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ღ u know....u know i need this ok

Okay well you got it, brother.

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:

Craig, probably. Stan would stay up all night playing games.

Who’s the one to make breakfast:

Stan, but it would probably be really late.

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:

Stan again.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:

Craig. The mere mentioning of sex to Stan might just make him too nervous/queasy to bring it up on his own. But, if he could, he’d probably do it.

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:

Stan, but Craig would probably say no.

Who chooses the movies:

Both. It’s probably equal.

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:

It probably depends, I feel like Stan would because Craig would want to watch the movie because why the hell would they put a movie on without watching it??? Wtf! But if Craig was ‘excited’ enough, maybe him. Mostly Stan though.

Who orders lunch:

Craig. Stan would forget.

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:

Stan. 

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:

Oh God, Stan.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:

Stan again!

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:

Would you guess? It’s Stan.

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:

Craig. But don’t mention it. Fuck no.

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:

Both, Craig’s probably being more tasteful and subtle.

Who cooks dinner:

Both.

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:

Craig, Stan’s a mess and bad at cleaning– I never said Craig particularly likes cleaning but probably does it knowing it won’t get done right with Stan.

Who stays up until 2 reading:

Craig.

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:

Craig, probably. Stan’s the kind of guy that would probably just cuddle up to them.

Who kisses their partner while they sleep:

I like to think both.

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Too Much Poison; Kyle/Stan

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He had already forgotten what he said, not that he had said anything important but the tone in Kyle’s voice made it seem like he might have and that made Stan at least try and act sober. Not that it was working.

“Okay dude.”

He agreed, at least knowing what he was agreeing to. Kyle was right, his parents wouldn’t want to see him like this even if they seemed to not care, their disapproving muttering the next morning always had Stan on edge and feeling horribly guilty.

“Thanks.”

He already felt guilty, Sheila and Gerald never did say anything to him regarding the amount he drinks but he knew that they just as well as his parents had to mutter about it sometimes. A hand squeezes Kyle’s shoulder as if to thank him in a more personal manner, leaning his head onto the shorter male’s as they kept walking.

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Send me a ღ and I’ll fill this out about a ship

I love little domestic memes so I decided to make one myself and yes.

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:

Who’s the one to make breakfast:

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:

Who chooses the movies:

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:

Who orders lunch:

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:

Who cooks dinner:

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:

Who stays up until 2 reading:

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:

Who kisses their partner while they sleep:

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Text meme

Send me a symbol for a:

✌ - Drunk/drugged text

❤ - A heartfelt text

⚠ - An emergency text

☾ - A bedtime text

✈ - A text while travelling

✴ - An angry text

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Stan didn’t expect the blonde to come back, although it wasn’t exactly an empty gesture for her to. He wanted company, yeah and the company he could have-- being probably Kyle, Kenny or Cartman wasn’t really the ideal. Not now anyway, not when he’s actually trying to get work done or maybe even talk to someone who could be neutral about his issues.

He didn’t really even have issues. He thought he had issues, which, in return gave everyone else an issue, probably. He wasn’t sure. When Mercedes does return, he smiles in her direction genuinely and nods. Company was great.

“Yeah, sure! Sit down.” 

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Just one kiss? Well, that’s not too bad. If anything if anyone sees Stan kissing another guy they’d probably think of it as a joke and if Stan were to explain the situation he’s sure others would understand. He’s not gay in everyone else’s eyes.. is he? He thought he hid it fairly well but the way that Damien looked at him and taunted him made him feel as if he probably knew.

“No, dude, I’ll just fail. No big deal. I’m not kissing a guy to see the board. Forget it.”

So much for ‘not too bad’. Stan propped his chin on the palm of his hand and stared idly at the blank spots of the board that he could actually see. No, if he kissed him he knew the rumors would be flying around everywhere. Football captain, gay? No way! He likes boys? Totally saw that coming! Way to be a stereotype, Stan! I can’t believe you! 

No, you’re not about that happening. 

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A smile graces the raven’s lips as he grabbed his bag, throwing it over his shoulder. Finally, hanging out with someone he you felt as if he didn’t necessarily embarrass or disappoint was a breath of fresh air. Maybe he should hang out with new (although Clyde is far from new.) friends more often.  “Alright, dude!”

He makes his way out of the locker room with Clyde, making small talk. Things about where he was looking to go to school after here or what he thought of coach’s regiment today. Nothing Crazy, just something that would be easy to talk about.

“Should I drive and meet you at your house, then?”

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//been really sick! apologies for being mia for a few days ^^;

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Good, great, she didn’t seem to notice. Stan let out a sigh of relief after a moment of awkwardness when the overlapping of speaking ensued. He shrugged, nodding whenever she spoke and thanking her when she came back.

“Thanks, and, I’m fine.”

He sat awkwardly for a few moments, not knowing what to do now that he was alone and now that he had to actually do what he came here for, instead of playing games on his phone that had about 4% of life left. Being alone was something he didn’t really enjoy when he was in this particular mood.

“Actually, when you get out of work, you wanna sit with me or something?”