Westboro Baptist CHURCHGATE
If Sue Sylvester from GLEE had been in ST Mike and Will would’ve been together by season 3 at the latest
She would have put them in the Russian elevator alone together
And then schizophrenic Steve would’ve killed them
He doesn't CARE about Tina
He kills them because now that they’re gay he associates them with Tina Turner
And then end of beggining starts to play
And it reminds him that being in Chicago cures him of his schizophrenia so he goes there and starts crying because he feels guilty(the it djo feels in Chicago is guilt) and then Eddie puts his hand on Steve’s shoulder and assures him it’s ok and then Steve says “but how are you here” and then Eddie saying that he escaped the bats by pretending to be one of the but he got confused and actually thought he was one but then he saw a Steve edit on TikTok which reminded him that he is a lustful man so he came back and then Dustin(he was there the whole time btw) saying “well I’ve seen stranger things”
Not before Steve reminds him that he's not gay and Eddie says well I wish you were and Steve is like omg what you like me and Eddie goes "I THOUGHT YOU KNEW" Then they make out probably because Robin told Steve he's bisexual.
And then Lucas(who is also gay max was secretly a boy the whole time whose mother misread his birth certificate but broke up with Lucas because he isn’t gay) lives alone for the rest of his life watching Max from the sidelines
He bonds with Will (A hotpot eating ghost) who Eddie told to do the same thing and they end up dating and moving to Australia WHICH coincidentally is also were chance moved to so Will dumps Lucas for Chance which honestly really bums Lucas out he's not having a great time so he decides to go back to watch Max from the sidelines as he was always intended to do
And Mike has been reincarnated into a parrot watching Lucas from the sidelines so it’s like sidelines squared and Eleven as a parrot(she died at the same time as Mike and Will but is was natural causes and completely unrelated) is watching Mike from the sidelines but only because she thinks his parrot hair(he kept his old hair) is a dark chocolate magnum
Steve decides that Eddie and him are going to get married but at the last minute at the alter he sees a human sized bopper in the crowd and runs towards it as that's his true calling- no one is allowed to be gay in this universe
And then someone in the crowd says “stranger things? More like straighter things” OMG it’s Dr Brenner. Everyone cheers and puts their hands in the center as they agree to set up the Westboro Baptist Church
So this is a s5 leak.... sorry!
