Jan 17
Oglaf: True Crime Fiction
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Oglaf: True Crime Fiction
Happy Ides!
"I want to be normal I want to be normal I want to be normal"
I keep repeating as I plunge the dagger in and out of her gut. I can't change how I am but I can keep killing until the only girls left are the ones as messed up as me.
This week out of context:
"I'd dial that back. It makes it sound like you're going to stab someone."
“It was possible Loki was being prettier than usual, but frankly he didn’t care.”
(OkayI am going to assume you meant ‘pettier’ rather than prettier, because ‘prettier’in this sentence construction is confusing the heck out of me. XD)
Heknew Thor had asked him to behave himself when Dr. Strange arrived. He’d evenfully intended to behave himself for the entire first day of Strange’sinvoluntary visit.
Butwhen the Sorcerer Supreme appeared in front of him, a dagger mysteriouslymanifested itself in Loki’s hand… and then just as mysteriously lodged itselfbetween Strange’s ribs.
“Loki,”Thor chided, and motioned forward the healer he’d had the foresight to havestanding at the ready. “You promised.
(Send me an ask with the first sentence of a fanfic and I’ll write the next five.)
Your crown looks very sharp, Princess. Does it double up as a weapon to fight for your kingdom?
Hey, today is...
STABBITY STAB STAB™ day
Four stars because after stabbing a guy the butterfly knife wouldn't come out of his leg and I was forced to leave it there.
— most popular review of a ~15 euro butterfly knife [x]