AngelZup

24 Transbian puppy angel girl. She/It. Horny blogging my thoughts, no tw so consume at your own risk. Feel free to Dm or ask.

[zuppypuppy]

Blood flows easier if you are properly hydrated if you need a reason to drink water, think about the beautiful women who want to watch you bleed.

[oneheadtoanother]

[zatclaire]

I hope the next 4chan post that gets adapted into an indie film is Bridget Forcefem Tulpa

[storyweavingspider]

When you were

A young dog

Your father

Said “bark bark bark bark bark bark bark”

“Bark bark bark bark bark bark”

“Bark”

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Foxgirl giving you the worst paw job you've ever had and it hurts a little but she's being cute and the pain is kinda getting you close anyways

[radio-jupotter]

ottergirl giving you a nice pawjob with her soft paws that heals you from the awful pawjob you just got from a foxgirl

[foxgirlmindcrank]

You'll get the foxgirl paw job and you'll tell her she's doing great

[yokowan]

dark souls should have a mechanic where if your character is clocky enough gwyndolin doesn't want to fight you and you two just sit for a while and have a few beers

[maidthings]

how do I use my bpd powers?

find a girl who's kind of nice and make it your life's work to accomplish things that would make her proud of you

[margolithic]

thinking about problematic information gaps again..

[margolithic]

she knows your address, interests, friends and weaknesses.

you don't know she exists yet

[margolithic]

I mean imagine you meet some strange woman one day, she looks at you with this glimmer in her eyes and knows just what to say to make you trust her. presses just the right buttons to ensnare you, shares tiny slivers of information, only enough to make you realize that she knows far far more about you than you do her. stringing you along and feeding tidbits of information if you make her happy. promising she'll reveal what she knows if just do one more thing for her,

[progestrogenized]

i LOVE tricking stupid naïve younger women into thinking i'm just perfect and we have every single thing in common.

we just happen to have the same tastes and like the same restaurants and cafés and watch the same shows and it's like a match made in heaven! i say the exact right thing at the perfect time and i just understand her so well, like nobody has before. how could i have known?!

you can trust me, right? right? how could i ever hurt you? we're just so alike. obviously, we were meant to be. do you want a drive home, by the way?

[progestrogenized]

update: starting to get "Hey, did you do this to me?" DMs

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

[filmphotofranz]

[oldmanpusspuss]

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

[oldmanpusspuss]

is the person you reblogged this from a euthanizable mutual

yes

not yet

Voting ended onJun 6

[oolong---latte]

graves!

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Thinking about the teenager in a ratty hoodie who came in with their parents for a ram upgrade. I saw some Celeste stickers on their computer, said “Oh I love that game!” And their mother chimed in to say, “Oh yeah, that’s like his bible. He’s always talking about it.”

I hope that girl is on estrogen now.

[mollyjames]

Actually, I rather like being trans

[mollyjames]

I suppose being cis would be nice and all, but it doesn’t quite have the same “I will sieze Destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosing” kind of verve

[winonaparadise]

told my roommate this girl really likes me and she said "maybe she has bpd" in the tone of when a dark souls player scoffs at someone for beating a boss with resin

[yokowan]

dark souls should have a mechanic where if your character is clocky enough gwyndolin doesn't want to fight you and you two just sit for a while and have a few beers