#stabbymcstabber

[stabbymcstabber]

- @descendbeyondthelimits

ohghey

yore the othfer faast one rite

i jusgst got this weerd lookinh brick that eye can tallk to peeple with

i cn turn my textt organge

yeah hi. you're Mr Grimes aren't you?? you're really freaky. I like the way your mouth is shaped.

and yeah that's a phone. I don't know what kind you've got but it's a phone. like the telephone but small and wireless and it has buttons you type with instead, if that makes more sense to your idk 1700s brain.

also why does your spelling suck balls, man???? jeez

I can also change the color of my text though look at this shit

red's cooler looking than orange.

[xx-all-things-wicked-xx]

I normally dont like survivors but you seem kinda sick... you dress pretty fly, I dig it. Like your style

Still gonna stab you though

- 🔪💢 F.M. (the red Legionnaire)

I mean. Can we at least make the stabbing homoerotic. Can you get Susie to do it. How would your gf feel about you penetrating another woman? (with your knife)

[stabbymcstabber]

BASHING MY SKULL INTO A WALL I HATE PEOPLE I HATE ADULTS I HATE THESE USTPID FUCKIGN SURVIVORS THEYC AN KISS MY ASS I DONT EVEN CARE FUCK YOU ALL I HATE YOU AND IM GONNA BRUTALLY MURDER YOUR FUCKING ASS AND YOULL WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN GO FUCKING HOOK YOURSELF YOU WROTHLESS ASSHOLE PIECES OF SHIT WITH YOUR FLASHLIGHTS AND PALLETS AND OH MY GODDdDDD

[stabbymcstabber]

God forbid I try to say hi to you in a trial and you completely ignore me. The gas mask and like, combat soldier riot gear you were wearing looks like shit btw and I’m totally not just saying this because I’m bitter you were mean to me when I was trying to show you that I got Doom to work on the computer in Shelter Woods. You acted like you didn’t know what I was talking about and didn’t care. >:(

- 🕷️ 🕸️ 💜

literally what are you talking about???

I'd never wear soldier gear I hate the military. that wasn't me, girl. and I definitely care that you got Doom to work you need to show me that next time you see me. the ACTUAL me anyway

[stabbymcstabber]

relationships with other killers? besides the other legion members. i'm curious

- 🌊

I hate them all with the passion of a thousand suns

everyone outside of the Legion means nothing to me and they're all annoying and assholes and I wouldn't care if they suddenly keeled over and died.

we are Legion we don't need adults we don't need help we don't need anybody but each other and everyone else is just getting in our way

[stabbymcstabber]

Can literally ANYONE tell me what fish tastes like without saying "fish"

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT TASTES LIKE DUDE HOW DOES THAT HELP

[stabbymcstabber]

Pssst. Hey.

Are you interested in movie nights at all. Completely free + all the snacks at the theater included, only catch is it has to be at least somewhat civil because myself and Ghostface and one of the Dwights (the evil one who killed James that one time if you keep up at all) and Unknown are all gonna be there

Idk out of all the other killers besides Ghostie and Unknown you guys haven’t been too terrible towards me, I figured you guys would want time to chill outside of Ormond. Uh, pun not intended

- 🕷️ 🕸️ 💜

Yoo what we love movies, hell yeah

And I FUCKING HATE that bitch ass guy but whatever. As long as I get snacks and I can braid people's hair, im fine

The unknown though... I mean it's cool, I guess, but I'm not going ANYWHERE near that freak unless you have it on a leash keep it away from us and we're good ig

Also idk who Dwight is but since when have there been multiple??????

[stabbymcstabber]

It's so funny to just pause my music in a trial and because that's how the survivors track me they don't know where I am

And cuz we're about the same size they often don't realize it's me and not another one of them at first glance, until theyve got a knife in their spine

Actually hilarious