#stabtheory

[h1ddens]

ㅤ ㅤ@stabtheory 𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻.

you toss file onto the cold metal desk , ‘ 𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 , 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘢. ’ you turn over your chair , sitting in front of her with arms propped up on the backrest. you even offer a smile , ‘ 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩. 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘬𝘢 𝘬𝘢𝘺𝘰𝘬𝘰 ＆ 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘯 𝘣𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥? 𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢. 𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬. ’

[h1ddens]

ㅤ ㅤ @stabtheory 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗮 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝗼𝘆𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱.

you knew from the very moment the carpenter sisters moved into their complex that it would mean trouble for the girls 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵. you're standing outside of the precinct with a cigarette ＆ a melting matcha to your side , 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲. when doors open , you jerk up ＆ drop cigarette , putting it out with the heel of your boot. ‘ 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴. ’ you extend the drink to her , ‘ 𝘪𝘵 - 𝘶𝘩 , 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘣𝘶𝘵... ’ brow quirks upward ＆ you level with her to look her in the eyes. ‘ 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵? ’

[progeniterror]

Billy doesn't actually really like doing these college speaking engagements. Half the time the only people who come and ask questions are Stab freaks. They're not even good movies and they completely massacred literally everyone's characters in Stab 1. Not even Tatum was good and that was a fucking gimme.

But Jess was getting to the age they needed to start thinking about colleges and Tara went here. He could make some cash, look around the place, get some info on the school for Jess and check in on Sam and Tara (whether they liked it or not). He just had to put up with some bullshit for a day.

So he talks about independent film making and directing and gives all this ACTUALLY GOOD INFO knowing that most of the slackjaw fuckwits in the audience are only here because that bitch Gale's hyper sensationalized piece of dogshit. God he wants them DEAD.

He stands in the atrium after with the professor who got him here chatting and trying to act like he doesn't hate every second of this. If he gets one student coming up to him to actually talk about FILM-MAKING he'd be amazed. Mostly he's just anticipating a lot of photos of him ending up online. Ugh.

starter for @stabtheory

[behe4dings]

*shrug emoji*

mindy's suspicious BUT. ang is hot. so...

[manufactoredxbyxdesign]

she feels like she can take him in a fight but she’s also delusional

"It's impressive how you managed to clear so much of the sheet."

[goofily-moved]

✉️ @stabtheory asked: DRINK for charlie ( angie is a bartender canonly )

         He's not one for bars anymore, seeing as he's usually either on father duty or hanging out at the radio station, but he likes to indulge every now and then. Responsibly, of course. He's sitting at the bar's counter now, humming to himself as he awaits his drink.     ❛❛   Thank you kindly.   ❜❜     Charlie lifts the freshly prepared beverage in the air a bit, the condensation on the glass making it almost slippery as he lowers it to take a sip. His brows shoot up at the spectacular flavor, and he nods appraisingly, mouth pulled into a dazzling grin.     ❛❛   Okay, honest review? You're amazing    ——    this is, like, the best bloody Mary I've ever had.   ❜❜     He nods, setting the glass down as he drums his hands on the surface of the bar.     ❛❛   Ten out of ten.   ❜❜     

[ghculeds]

𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔟𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔬𝔯𝔶 asked: ❝ is there something strange about me? ❞

𝐭𝐥𝐨𝐳: 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 (𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚) 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 | | | accepting

𝐊𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐗. especially when they were attractive, and this girl who was asking if there was something strange about her — which there definitely was — was attractive. he didn't want to fuck this interaction up by saying yeah, you got some kinda weird fuckin vibes going on, but he also didn't want to fuck it up by lying because shit, what if she knew that there was something kinda off about herself ? the fuck was he gonna do when she called him out on it ?

he cleared his throat, eyebrows raising a little as he rubbed the back of his neck nervously. 🙶 uhh . . . i mean, yeah. kind of. a little bit. but like, in a good way ? maybe. 🙷

[behe4dings]

🤪

@stabtheory / accepting.