Random Facts
Oh you think you’re the biggest fan of Deadpool? Raphael must be dead then.
Micheal is DILF
Micheal is a coffee addict
Gabriel has hella plushies just chillin in his corner of his nest
Lucifer has an addiction to Monsters and makes those cool guns and shit with the empty bottles
Raphael is actually just sick all the time despite being the main “doctor” of the infirmary
Gabriel says TikTok sounds and dances at the most iconic times… it gets him yelled at a lot
Micheal doesn’t have a label for his sexuality. When humans ask, he just says “definitely not straight.”
Lucifer may or may not have been kicked out and banned from an entire country because he called the president’s daughter ugly and a bitch to her face (“SHE HAD IT COMING!” “SHE’S NINE!”)
Gabriel shakes his ass at very inappropriate times
Raphael is kinda obsessed with Mickey Mouse the Club House
Gabriel hates people who’s name starts with Z. No reason.
Gabriel made the whole Jesus thing up and God just sighed heavily and made it a thing cuz, let’s be honest, there was nothing better to do
Micheal will steal your fries
Lucifer doesn’t like pizza. Something to do with the texture
Raphael loves musicals and plays
Chicken Nuggets > Anything else ~𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕
Raphael has a cat named Frog
Lucifer dropped Frog as a kitten and almost died (“YOU DID WHAT TO MY BABY!?” “It was an accident-“ “ÀÆÄHHH”)
Michael’s favorite song is WAP. No I will not explain
Gabriel hisses at men who hit on him. Like, full on “HHHIIIIIIIIISSSSSS”
Micheal once disintegrated a man because he called Mary Joe (Destiel’s love child) stupid. (“That was amazing!” “No one says shit about my niece and gets away with it.”)
Lucifer dropped a very big box in the globe room and that’s how the dinosaurs died
Someone *camera flashes to Lucifer* spilled their drink in the globe room and that’s how the virus started
Lucifer is banned from the globe room