Stan and Richie Friendship HC
-even though Stan finds Richie insufferably irritating, he loves him like a brother
-and even though Richie thinks that Stan has a stick stick so far up his ass he’s surprised the boy isn’t coughing wood chips, Stan has never failed to be there for him.
-anyway the met each other in kindergarten before al of the other losers came into the picture
-Stan was playing with a dump truck in the sand, when Richie saw he was alone he marched right up and practically screamed “HI MY NAME IA RICHIE TOZIER I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND”
-Stan looked at him with as much disgust a chubby kindergartener could muster and shook his head “no thank you”
-do not fear, that entire year Richie would not give up! And eventually Stan got tired of saying no and finally said yes to being his friend
-Richie was extraordinarily happy that he finally had a friend to play with
-skip forward a little bit
-Richie has only gotten more obnoxious but Stan has still been his friend. In elementary school Anytime a kid would bully Richie for being too loud Stan would step in and tell the bully off
-Richie found out that Stan is Jewish in 5th grade when Richie tried to invite him over for a Christmas party
-“i don’t celebrate Christmas Richie” “WhAT do YoU mEaN you don’t CelEbratE chRistMas?!?!” “I’m Jewish Richard. I don’t celebrate Christmas because it not a thing for my religion to do so.” “Oh. Ok. Well you’re still invited. It’s free food” and that was that.
-Richie has been properly diagnosed with ADHD and has to take Adoral so it stays in check
-he forgets all the time but Stan is there to remind him every day.
-anyway one day a boy is pushing Stan around and making fun of him for his religion
-Richie jumps in and starts talking a mile a minute because he hasn’t taken his meds yet.
-“what the fuck is wrong with being Jewish huh? What the fuck dude?” He keeps going on till the guy just leaves and Stan isn’t crying anymore
-Stan hugs him tightly muttering a quiet thank you.
-Stan and Richie have both grown a lot.
-Stan was in the journalism club
-Richie was learning guitar
-Richie read everything Stan wrote
-Stan listened to everything Richie played
-the bullying has gone from stupid words to actual physical violence
-both of them went to the nurse weekly with new bruises
-that doesn’t deter them from standing up for their best friend.
-Richie has become really good at guitar and is even playing in a band
-Stan decided to leave journalism to pursue business.
-Richie calms Stan down from panic attacks before finals
-in the end, yes Richie is insufferably annoying but Stan wouldn’t trade his annoying ass for the world.
-and yes, Stan still has the stick up his ass but Richie loves him like the brother he never got the chance to have.
-both of them think that becoming friends was the best decision either of them have ever made.
(I know I didn’t mention the others. Sorry)
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