#stan headcanons

[meow-wo0f]

Mullet!Stan headcannons

Sorry most these are miserable I can't stop crying over mullet stan I feel sick

CW- mentions of suicide, rape, overdose, abuse, etc

☆~ absolutely miserable most of the time. Often gets caught up in fits of intense sobs that end up in him hardly able to breathe of even think. He ends up passing out and falling asleep

☆~ he didnt trust you at first, can you blame him? He'd been through some terrible things during his time on the streets (tijuana) and was often used by those around him and then discarded

☆~ once realising that you weren't gonna leave him he immediately clings onto you. Hes like a stray puppy that you fed one time. He can hardly ever leave your side

☆~ you wake up and find that hes moved into your apartment during the night. It's not like he had many things to bring with him but you were just shocked when your eyes opened and you found a very warm, cozy Stan laying beside you

☆~ he took everything for the most. The smallest kiss on the cheek and he was nearly crying from the overwhelming affection. He wasn't used to people liking him

☆~ nobody showed up at his fake funeral. He watched from the shadows to see if his dad was gonna turn up but he never did. He came home and sobbed for hours on end in your arms

☆~ he is extremely suicidal and alot of your time is spent comforting him and quite literally, talking him off the ledge

☆~ you came home one day and found him sprawled out on the bathroom floor, half conscious, with a couple empty pain killer bottles scattered around him. It was the scariest moment of your life

☆~ you sobbed in his arms for hours when he told you everything he went through while homeless. All the abuse, everything. You could hardly think straight

☆~ he made you guys have one of those Vegas weddings, he didnt care what happened to him as long as he died knowing that you guys got married he would be happy

☆~ ever since the night of his attempt you make sure to tell him how much you love him and how if he ever died you were coming straight after him. He always nods and bites his lip, holding back tears before running to the bathroom

☆~ Stan is super clingy and whenever you guys go to sleep he wraps his arms around you like a steel band and throws a thigh over your hip for good measure. He needs to know that you're locked in place and that he'll wake up and you'll still be there

☆~ you once had to rescue him from a gang. They were planning on beating him up and raping him. He had scammed them for some money a while back (before he ever met you). You manged to run in with you pepper spray and drag Stan back into your car

~he was hardly conscious and it was like dragging a dead body across the pavement, it didnt help that your vision was blury from tears

~he slumped in the backseat, hardly breathing and just staring at you with this far away look in his blank eyes. You broke into tears and hugged him into your arms

~you couldn't stand seeing him like this, so vulnerable, so willing to give up his own life. That was the day you made a change, the day you packed up everyone's things and moved out of the city

~thinking back on it. If you never forced him into moved away with you, he would have died in less than a year or so

☆~ Stan is eternally grateful for everything that you've done for him. Now that he has the mystery shack and a stable enough income his mental health is improving

☆~ he enjoys to stargaze and talk about your teenage years. He always leaves out the dark, scary, sad moments (even though that the majority of what your adolescence was)

☆~ whatever happens, hes glad that he made it through the bad times, and that you were there to support him through the whole thing. Because if he gave up so easily, he wouldn't have lived to be here, cuddling with you

[underscroft]

main 3 when they find out you write smut fanfiction

includes: slight cursing, mention of masturbation, reader writes fanfiction, inspired by a true story 😭, reader has a crush on the boys, slightly/moderately ooc(?)

a/n: inspired by something that happened to me where my crush read one of my smuts 🤧 he said it was really good though and then he showed it to all of his friwnds. and then he found out i wrote south park fanfiction.

the worst day of my life methinks…

currently in boston rn 😵‍💫 this might be slightly ooc bc i haven’t slept in a day and a half.. and im short circuiting… but i wanted to write AAAHHHH

kyle broflovski

when he first found out he wasn’t really surprised but was a little (and i mean a little) disgusted

“well you look like you do”

of course you were like “.. what the hell does that mean”

but he’s pretty smart and figures things out quickly so you’re not surprised that he said that

eventually he decides to read one of them because he was curious

he thought it was pretty good but you needed to work on some things so he offered to be your co-writer

something along the lines of “it’s good but you could do these things better”

he’s like a teacher LMFAOA

stan marsh

surprised and kinda disgusted

“what the hell”

after he said that you thought u lost your with him chance fr

eventually you mustered up the courage to ask him to read one of them

why? who the hell knows. yolo.

once he did end up reading one of them because he got curious, and he was surprised because it was really good

he ended up complimenting your writing skills

something like “it’s not that bad”

would never read one of them. ever. again. no matter what + tries to forget it even happened 😭

lucky u didn’t lose your chance w him but its still embarrassing to think about

kenny mccormick

he likes loves how freaky that is 💦

“damn that’s hot” or something 💦

0% judgemental 100% supportive 💦

when he eventually came around to reading it he jerked off. right hand dick left hand scrolling down on his phone bc he’s soaking the sex in!!

he’ll offer to be your co-writer but unlike kyle who wants to help your writing, kenny will 100% make it freakier and sexier 💦

“you should add (freaky obscure sex thing)” and you’re like “… wtf is that”

eventually you let him be your beta reader and editor and your fics were suddenly freakier than ever before!

your readers were delighted by the level of creaminess! (i meant to write freakiness but it autocorrected)

[2muchdogs]

Stan marsh headcanons

TELL ME WHO TO MAKE NEXTTT

[c0metm0th]

oops I did it again

@melancholymoondrops here's the Stan one :)

[glitchy7734]

-Stan Marsh Head Canons-

Favourite time of year

Stan's favourite time of year is the transition period between winter and spring. He enjoys seeing the days grow longer and the sun appear more - seeing the odd new flower bloom under the snow.

2. Does he read? What's his favourite book?

Stan doesn't really read much. If he reads anything at all, it's comic books. But he definitely tried reading some Edgar Allen Poe during his goth phase.

3. Favourite way to waste time

Stan's favourite way to waste time would be listening to music, laying in bed and just allowing time to pass him by.

4. Favourite type of music

Influenced by his hatred for his father and the metal band he was in when he was a kid, Stan's favourite type of music is metal or rock. One of his favourite bands is Korn.

5. Hobbies

Stan's hobbies just include writing songs and listening to music if that counts. His depression makes it difficult for him to try new things and stay committed to them. Also, I don't take him for a very sporty person.

6. Happiest memory

Stan's happiest memory is when he, Kyle and Kenny all turned Cartman into a ginger while he slept. It was funny, knowing how he would react in the morning. It also gave Stan a chance to get back at Cartman for everything he had done.

7. Most embarrassing moment

It would definitely be when he first threw up on Wendy. The fact that he had only just come to terms with his massive crush on her didn't help either. Poor guy cried in his room all weekend.

8. A best friend moment

Him and Kyle bleached streaks in Stan's hair because of impulsive thoughts one school day. Kyle put it in Stan's hair and nearly put it in his eyes. This was at 2am on a Wednesday.

9. Blemishes or scars

He has a small 2cm scar above his left eyebrow from when he contracted vaginitis. It left a scar similar to a chicken pox scar. Has a scar on his abdomen, slightly below his belly button - he can't remember how he got them. Also, he has a few scars on his forearms - from his tween years and from when he was overwhelmed by developing hormones.

10. Biggest fear

Stan's biggest fear is abandonment. He thinks of the ones closest to him leaving him and that really scares him. This leads to him being protective and overthink every action he makes.

11. Good luck charm

A friendship bracelet Kyle gave him is both his most prized possession and his good luck charm. It's made of small wooden beads, changing between red and blue, with a single silver bead on it.

12. How he hugs

Very awkward. Mostly just leaning his head on a shoulder or chest, with a single arm wrapped around them. It's not that he's not a hugger, he just has a hard time feeling fully comfortable with someone.

13. How he sleeps

Tosses and turns a lot. If he doesn't, means he's really exhausted. Starts off with seeping on one side but ends up with laying on his back in a starfish position.

14. How does he express love?

Platonically - acts of service. He'll let someone know he cares about them by offering to help them with anything he can. Romantically - quality time. Stan will spend as much time as he can with his S/O, from small hangout sessions to planned dates. This will all include small moments of physical touch like holding hands.

15. A skill he'd love to have

To be able to draw. He thinks it'd be really cool to be able to draw whatever he wants from his imagination. He'd definitely draw his superhero persona - Toolshed - as if he was a Marvel comic hero.

16. His spirit animal

Stan feels like he resonates with sloths on a spiritual level. Doesn't know why, maybe because he always feels sluggish and moves like them. He also thinks they look pretty cool.

17. Hogwarts house

He would be in Gryffindor despite his own insecurities.

[ohbullets3]

South park hc p9

Stan ran a ‘piercing studio’ in his garage in high school.

[existential-bisis]

Street: Does something stupid/reckless/impulsive

Tan:

[sparkles-and-trash]

Basic character headcanons I use when working with… South Park kids as High Schoolers

Part 1; Stan Marsh

What does their bedroom look like?

Typical teen boy room; messy af, movie posters everywhere, a lot of dog toys for Sparky, Sparkys dog bed (which he never uses because he sleeps in Stans bed) 

Do they have any daily rituals?

Turns off his alarm when it rings, Sharon wakes him up later, still doesn’t get ut, Kyle has to come in and drag him out of bed, now they’re both late great job STAN

Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do?

Says he runs, doesn’t tho

What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

Pouts about it, tries to get his friends to go out and eat with him 

Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

Gaming and chilling with Sparky, doesn’t mind wasting time one bit

Favorite book genre?

Sci-Fi

Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

Disaster bi, not really out until college 

Favorite beverage?

Kool-Aid, the more colorful, the better

What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

His crush ;) 

Turn-ons?

HAHA this boy has a type ya’ll, feisty, moral, smart, kind... also really likes people who’s good with animals

Turn-offs?

Shallow people, “not-a-dog-person”, snobs or people who thinks they’re better than others 

Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

MCR lyrics lol, maybe some lighting bolts and the standard S 

How organized are they?

Not at all 

Is there one subject of study that they excel at?

Not really? 

Do they have any plans for the future?

Dreams of being a vet, but isn’t that good at maths and biology, but still wants to work with animals 

Who do they see as their best friend?

SUPER best friend, actually, and ofc it’s Kyle 

Their worst enemy?

His own self-hatred and doubt 

Most prized possession?

If it counts, Sparky, if not he loves his CD collection 

Thoughts on material possessions in general?

Not a very important thing to him really, doesn’t give it much thought 

Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

Very up and down, some things he’ll just share everything, other times he shuts down completely 

What makes them feel guilty?

When he drinks too much and says things he doesn’t mean 

Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

Emotional af 

Hobbies?

Gaming, writing 

Superstitions or views on the occult?

Oofh, so scared of it but also so interested in it 

Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

Tries with his words, but isn’t that great at it, does the more meaningful things through actions, when he doesn’t think about it 

If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

Someone who drags him out of his sadness when needed, but also understands his emotions, someone who validates him and believes in him and knows how to have fun with him 

How do they express love?

Through the cheesiest gestures at first, and then with small, meaningful things later 

Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

He’s very afraid of what comes after deaths yes