#standard-dingo

[super-metroid]

wait you can make money off of people being horny for you?? why didn't I think of that

better get started before the market dries up

[mike-wazowskis-cloaca]

I didn’t technically follow @standard-dingo but the fact that he went “missing” (his blog is gone) less than 24h before tumblr announced the Titty Ban is ULTRA 👀 👀 👀 to me

[hellsite-yano]

please help me kick candy's ass

I thought you’d never fucking ask.

@candygarnet watch out

[teapartyspider]

standard-dingo replied to your post “im sorry carly rae jepson i havent listened to you since call me maybe...”

call me maybe fucking sucks

that may be true but my 14 year old ass still fucking loved it

[meatballmeatballspaghetti]

A clever ruse

@standard-dingo

[yournastyboy]

top 5 sauces

1. McDonald’s Sweet and Sour

2. Barbecue

3. Honey Mustard

4. Vine

5. Stratica

[just-rube]

top 5 Doom weapons (from all the games)

1. Plasma rifle from Doom 1 and 22. Combat shotgun from Doom163. Machine gun from Doom 34. Heavy assault rifle from Doom165. Rocket launcher from doom 1 and 2

[alchyhol]

I never really thought about it, but after coming home each day, the only thing I would want to do is be with my group of friends that I met in TF2. It always been the highlight of my day, and I truthfully don't know how I would have gotten by in life without them.