I'm A Nasty Boy

not that nasty but i like to dream

[chefmaeda]

nice

[jumex]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

that one really eloquent australian dude getting arrested for dining and dashing is my idol tbh

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

this guy

[powerfulwizard]

I feel like this guy is an English nobleman from 100 years ago sent into the future and didn’t think he had to pay for food because of his status

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

AND YOU SIR?????

ARE YOU WAITING TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS??????

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

christ i just cannot stop thinking about this video. every word out of this man’s lips is delivered with such majesty and grace that you almost forget he’s screaming about his dick after refusing to pay for a meal

[pissvortex]

[porterr-robinson]

[getaroomyoumotherfucker-deactiv]

learn the alphabet with death grips!

[carnival-phantasm]

[carnival-phantasm]

[vaynglory-deactivated20210927]

the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

[vaynglory-deactivated20210927]

me, tossing and turning until 2 am: the lag…

[uvoh]

reigens website looks like some tumblr kinnies about page

[uvoh]

[robloxhellzonepremium]

[bewbin]

death note was amazing at foreshadowing. like they literally named him L

[glutko]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[cygames]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pointandclickbait]

Jeff Kaplan Promises To Make The Payload Gay Too If It Means You Will Stay On The Fucking Thing

Blizzard Entertainment has turned heads with another surprise announcement: the payload in Overwatch is “gay as hell”, according to director Jeff Kaplan.