#stanfordia

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TIL blood does actually work as an egg substitute, I fear

🧈Doris: That it does, dearie!

🧈Doris: Unfortunately, I’ve yet to find a way to fully replace the eggs with blood. It would simply taste and smell unpleasant.

🧈Doris: Besides, I wouldn’t want my lovely students to be too, hmm… Damaged.

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The current CEO of The Stanford Company and his wife.

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What to feed one’s darling has always been a matter of concern, question and controversy in the bioyandereverse, all the way back to the ancient times. Stanfordian food corporation Fertile Gardens has attempted to answer this question with InstaMeals.

These prepackaged meals are designed specifically for hardworking housedarlings, and only need to be heated up on a stove. The meals are specifically designed and proportioned with the nutritional needs of humans in mind, being carefully calibrated for vitamins and minerals and food groups.

The most basic kind is a gruel that tastes ok but not spectacular, going up to restaurant grade fare. There are even reward and punishment variants; the reward meals induce a euphoric effect, while punishment variants are smoothies designed to taste terrible while still being nutritious.

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While Port Sarabeth raises their darling population in state schools, Stanfordia gives them some more freedom, allowing them to live with their birth families, but using various government initiatives to keep them docile and brainwashed. Among these are the Darling Scouts and multi level marketing “companies”.

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“I-I love to smile. I love to serve. I love my yandere, thought we’ve yet to meet. I am a Stan-anfordian darling-W-what? But I was- Please, I didn’t mean to stutter! I-I was doing so good! I-I just wanna go home! I want my mom and dad! I’ll never be bad to them again!”

This unfortunate Straighten-Out Center girl just failed her parole hearing at 15, meaning she’ll be stuck here until she can try again at 16.

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In 1996, Little Wonders Elementary implemented the Sharing Meals Plan, completely overhauling their previous and believed ineffective cooking curriculum. It centered around 30 different recipes, carefully hand picked to teach different essentials, in order to give the children a solid foundation in culinary skills. Cookbooks containing the 30 recipes became a trendy gift for yanderes to buy for their darlings in the 90’s, but as the children mastered them and grew up, the need for these faded away, and so did interest in buying them.

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Excerpt of a booklet issued to the yandere parents of Little Wonders Elementary students

So, your darling ankle biter is 4 years old now. Don’t they just grow like weeds? This of course means that in the following school year, they will begin their first year of education at Little Wonders Elementary. To ease concerns you may have, a complete look at the housekeeping curriculum your child will follow has been compiled in this document. To prevent possible hysteria, do not let your darling read this document. If your darling insists, punishment may be necessary, at your discretion.

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A 15 year old Stanfordian delinquent before being sent to the Straighten-Out Center.

Him at 18, freshly graduated and waiting for his parents to come take him home. He feels embarrassed about his hands being exposed; hopefully they’ll have gloves for him to wear. He can’t wait for the day he earns the lacy type.