#starespressos

[wanderingcas]

Hello 💕 how is it?

hey! I’m doing ok:/ my cat is having a dental procedure done so I’m a little nervous. but I’m about to go to lunch with my sister in law and stop stressing about it :p

how are you??

[perlukafarinn]

starespressos replied to your post “..... what are rage comics?”

Oh nooooo..... this might be the oldest I’ve ever felt

the true millenial experience is feeling old and outdated long before our time because internet culture moves so damn fast

basically, we are all tim allen in the santa clause

[21474]

@starespressos ei oo varmuutta, mutta epäillään astmaa. Käytiin rajaamassa kasvaimet ja rakennevirheet pois ja nyt ootetaan astmamaskia paikalliselta eläinlääkäriltä.

Jos muuten ootte koskaan miettineet miltä kissan astmapiippusydeemi näyttää: se näyttää vähän rintapumpulta ja ainakin tää minkä meidän eläinlääkäri sai tilattua maksaa 110 vitun euroa. (Ja toi karvapersehän ei pillerejä niele joten piippu on meidän go to.)

"kissa on halpa lemmikki" ja vitut

To be fair tää on yli 10v ehk se saa jo tarttea hiukan eläinlääkäriä.

[whelvenwings]

Hey ooo haven’t seen you around I hope all is well!

awwww HEY it’s so lovely of you to notice but all is very well!! I just went away for the past few days, for my birthday trip!!!! my friends took me to the Peak District where we saw Chatsworth House (aka the inspiration for Pemberley in Pride and Prejudice) and then went and screamed on some rollercoasters at a theme park :DDDD it was just the most awesome weekend, but there was no time for anything apart from running around on the adventure, so I’m just catching up with everything now!! :D

thank you, it really is so kind of you to notice and care and send a message, but I’m absolutely ace on multiple levels <3

[deancaspinefest]

Title: The Rigged Mandela Effect Author: starespressos Artist: Starmouse123 Rating: Explicit Word Count: 102,039 Pairings: Dean/Cas Warnings: explicit sexual content, past psychological abuse

Castiel Novak has been housebound for a while due to an incident that has or hasn’t something to do with his high-school long distance sweetheart James, who’s been gone for years.

As Castiel slowly starts to venture outside again, mostly to take care of his tea/party store at first, he both contacts James again and meets a local celebrity of a businessman, Dean Winchester. He falls for him a little, but he’s also feeling for James and the flame that never really went out…

And while he tries to decide what to do with his newly-found freedom, he starts discovering inconvenient details about his recent past.

Link to fic | Link to art

NOTE: As of July 30th, 2024, this fic appears to have been deleted from Ao3. We aren’t sure why, but hope the author will consider sharing their work with us all again sometime. You can still view the art via the link above.

[felonyfest]

Uhh wow hi!! New follower here. I read nothing below the newest post so now please in detail tell me what to do??? I will also send you a message each week asking “when’s the deadline” and probably my grandma will pass away just before deadline so heads up for that

No worries new person! It’s fine if you haven’t read any of the guidelines because we’re probably not actually going to follow any of them. If we ever come up with them. I mean, it’s not like we entered into this with any kind of a PLAN or anything. As you do when you’re planning to mold and shape an event that you’ll be accountable for. Except, fuck accountability! And molding and shaping just makes me think of Play-Doh. Which then makes me think of actual dough, which inevitably leads to pizza. So the answer to your question is always going to be PIZZA. Also, please accept our condolences for the future real or imagined demise of relatives/pets/your laptop/your google doc/the draft that you swear you saved/i swear to fucking god i just saved it/i can’t seem to find it anywhere and it says i only have 5K but i swear i wrote the entire 20K why would i lie

[wanderingcas]

💚💚💚

[wanderingcas]

💕!

ahhh thank you! I don’t deserve :))