+ @starfleetmedicus
“---Aspirin?! ASPIRIN?!” The Doctor was shouting loud enough that he was certain the entire ship could hear him, but right now disturbing someone’s sleep was the very last thing on his mind.
“What’er you trying to do? KILL me?!” he wheezed, sweat pouring down his face. His twin hearts were beating so hard that he felt that he might very soon be sick. “Do I look like a man who needs ASPIRIN? Aspirin’s what’s wrong! Aagahh!”
The Doctor doubled over in pain and dry-heaved, his vision going blurry.
“No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No painkillers! What I need-- what I need is CHOCOLATE.”














