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StaringAtTheSun 3353/06/22 19:12 OPENTHEDOOROPENTHEDOOROPENTHEDOOR
Me 3353/06/22 19:12 nope.
MaidofOrleans 3353/06/22 19:12 wait what?
StaringAtTheSun has been muted
MaidofOrleans 3353/06/22 19:13 Ok read the backlog, what on-
Me 3353/06/22 19:13 i'm logging off for a minute this is terrifying
RiverAlba 3353/06/22 19:14 Sounds like an anomaly. Unfortunately it's apparently on the fucking sun. We're better off not knowing anything else I think lol
Eurasia_is_true 3353/06/22 19:14 mmm yes coverd up and in shade
MaidofOrleans 3353/06/22 19:14 It seems like the Order is on top of the problem, so hopefully everything will be all right.
[CUT OFF] wonderfull day do go outside
Eurasia_is_true 3353/06/22 19:14 really
RiverAlba 3353/06/22 19:15 You got shit luck EIT lol We're stuck on patrol
MaidofOrleans 3353/06/22 19:15 I mean, hopefully the problem won't reach very far- the effect might not reach beyond Sunny's station. Not that I know what I'm talking about, I wish I could understand psionic things like that.
RiverAlba 3353/06/22 19:15 I got a primer on anomalies from my mentor when I started working w/ Draken, but it was just loosely collected accounts. So honestly no damn clue.
Eurasia_is_true 3353/06/22 19:16 im gonna sit down and pray for sunny honestly
ScionsDreaming 3353/06/22 19:16 here take this public training video!
MaidofOrleans 3353/06/22 19:16 Appreciated! I'll take all the knowledge I can get.
ScionsDreaming 3353/06/22 19:18
“We welcome you to the ministry for the preservation of the self in partnership with The Order of Scions. In this recording we want to show you anomalies, some basic safe ones." The grainy camera shows a man dressed in eccentric sky blue robes. So Beneficent one, I want you to do some very simple math with me, what is 1 + 1? " The Camera slowly pans out to show a large mechanical calculator. The man walks around the table, "1+1 is indisputably, very simply-" he interrupts himself as he presses the large extended buttons on the device. Each one lets out a heavy thunk as he presses them, the numbers and symbols physically flip on a series of painted displays. Then Chink chink chink the entire device rolls, each number flipping through options 0-9, till it finds itself on 0, all with the exception of the ones place which lands on 3. "Three, yes, some eternity of human history leads us to the number, 3. Of course the entire idea of that is simply insane, the number was supposed to be 2". The man walks around the table again back to his original place. "This is an example of a mostly harmless anomaly that effects certain observed mathematical processes, but lets be clear this sort of thing is not simply divine matter interference, its not our devices being off. For example." The camera pans with him to another table, this one with 3 phials of fluid. All of them have lines with numbers on them to show liters, the two on the outer end have 1 liter each. The phial in the center has none. "These are phial of water. Watch this" he grabs them and pours them into the middle one, and the final result is 3 liters. "This anomaly is in large part harmless. It only works off this specific calculation and it only works within this very small localized area. It will likely fade fully in around an hour. But please keep in mind, that anomalies, while in rare events can be helpful, are always a danger. Imagine if someone tried to synthesize sensitive chemicals here, or perform some important mechanical work, this could lead to unimaginable failures. Stay vigilant scions, remember your mental gymnastics, and always remember you do this for humanity.”
RiverAlba 3353/06/22 19:18 Oh, this one. Was taking apart a catalytic converter at the start of training and somehow ended up with more screws than intended, but everything was on right. Still not sure if I imagined it, if someone snuck some onto my workbench or if sb's divine core had a glitch. Well well.
MaidofOrleans 3353/06/23 00:21 I've been looking up some mecha designs and becoming incredibly frustrated. Why would anyone design a gun so that a mech has fingers that need to pull the trigger? Why include such a finicky point of failure? Especially when it can be so much easier to just use a electrical impulse.
RiverAlba 3353/06/23 00:21 There are mechs with built-in cannons, y'know.
RiverAlba 3353/06/23 00:21 Not every machine needs or has hands.
MaidofOrleans 3353/06/23 00:22 Oh absolutely, and that makes so much more sense. I'm just
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