AetherSprout 3353/08/04 14:24
I finished writing my report! Whoof.
AetherSprout 3353/08/04 14:24
Neptune has been reported on and I'm officially off duty.
RiverAlba 3353/08/04 14:24
Wooo, free time~
AetherSprout 3353/08/04 14:24
I'm going to eat cake! And tacos!
RiverAlba 3353/08/04 14:24
Oh that's nice. Jealous. Food at base is so so at best lol
AetherSprout 3353/08/04 14:24
Yeah, we're really lucky. I hope you get to eat cake sometime soon.
RiverAlba 3353/08/04 14:26
Thanks haha What's your favourite flavor?
AetherSprout 3353/08/04 14:26
I really like cheesecake, when we can get it! It's pretty rare up here haha, I think it's hard to make good cheese with clone milk.
RiverAlba 3353/08/04 14:26
Oooo... Nice with cherries.
AetherSprout 3353/08/04 14:26
Ooooo I've never had those together!
RiverAlba 3353/08/04 14:27
Try it if you have them! I think chocolate is nice but it gets kind of a lot sometimes.
AetherSprout 3353/08/04 14:27
I don't think I could ever get tired of chocolate.
RiverAlba 3353/08/04 14:27
Fair honestly. There are some things you just never quit
AetherSprout 3353/08/04 14:27
I think I just like beans. I like soy, black beans, coffee, chocolate...
RiverAlba 3353/08/04 14:27
Iced coffee...
RiverAlba 3353/08/04 14:27
We all know coffee singlehandedly keeps the empire running but it's just better with ice cubes in it.
AetherSprout 3353/08/04 14:28
Both extremely true!
RiverAlba 3353/08/04 14:28
And its less time sensitive to drink. Superior form of coffee imo
AetherSprout 3353/08/04 14:28
Unfortunately the Order would not give me a coffee IV for the tour :(
RiverAlba 3353/08/04 14:28
I wonder how effective a coffee IV would actually be anyway lol but it is pretty funny
AetherSprout 3353/08/04 14:28
I mean, it'd mostly just be caffeine. And technically there are more efficient ways to get caffeine into your body but those aren't as suitable for polite company!
RiverAlba 3353/08/04 14:29
I... really don't think we're polite company... like I'm flattered but that is NOT this wave LOL
AetherSprout 3353/08/04 14:29
Oh, I was mostly being funny. It goes up the asshole.
RiverAlba 3353/08/04 14:29
If only it worked as well as a neural jack :) I think a lot of problems would be solved then
AetherSprout 3353/08/04 14:29
Oh that'd be amazing.
RiverAlba 3353/08/04 14:29
Not in the least bc it's a lot less exclusive!
AetherSprout 3353/08/04 14:29
But yeah I think it's understandable that they won't give you IV caffiene because we'd probably do some stupid things if we had it
RiverAlba 3353/08/04 14:30
Also dragging an IV around is annoying as fuck
AetherSprout 3353/08/04 14:30
Oh well in my case I'm sitting in place for several days so that wouldn't come into it
RiverAlba 3353/08/04 14:30
True. I did the one thing you should never do and ripped mine out when push came to shove lmao
AetherSprout 3353/08/04 14:30
...don't do that! glad you're not dead and all but sheesh
RiverAlba 3353/08/04 14:30
Not my proudest moment hahahaha
AetherSprout 3353/08/04 14:31
I'm guessing you had to flee rapidly for some reason?
RiverAlba 3353/08/04 14:31
Let's just say I escaped the infirmary and gave the night patrol a story to tell for life. I was missing a leg at the time.
here is an observation i made about mass effect and omnitools, i'd love to hear your thoughts. so omnitools are like hyperadvanced phones and can do so much, so why do you not see omnitool-addicted citizens around the citadel the same way you see masses of people staring into a rectangle in public (aka smartphones)? is there a social stigma? is tech more productivity focused? what do you think?
The boring answer is that Mass Effect was conceived in the early 2000s when smartphones weren't ubiquitous. ;) The same way social media are never mentioned.
But going forward, for omni-tools, we can imagine a series of possible reasons : mostly, screen "addiction" IRL is a relatively recent phenomenon, historically speaking ; in various countries, legislation is only just starting to get implemented to counter the problem, often in ways that are blunt, ineffective or counter-productive. But the internet wouldn't be a new invention for any of the species in the setting, humans included : by ME1, the invention of the internet is further from Shep and the gang than the invention of the radio and the TV are from us. But for non-humans, the local invention of the internet probably dates back thousands of years. How, then, might the various societies of the setting have adapted ?
The answer will vary depending on how utopian or dystopian you think the constituent societies of the Mass Effect universe are (and how that has varied over the centuries). Personally, I'd love to tell you there's strict multi-species legislation that protects people from corporations and various attention-grabbing and addiction-inducing features, but given that, in-universe, programs grab your personal information and data the moment you walk anywhere and immediately starts spewing personalized commercials to maximize the odds you'll spend your money on the company, I find the notion that the best interests of the common people are protected from corporations unlikely.
So I guess my answer would be cultural : at some point, some group somewhere (a young generation ?) decided that getting stuck to a screen all day was decidedly uncool, which broke the camel's back and allowed into the forefront of social discourse a variety of actors and NGOs who had spent much of their lives campaigning against that very issue, cue new cultural hegemony : if you can't take your eyes off your omni-tool, you're cringe.
More seriously, every part of a society tends to reflect, to some extent, the other parts, revealing its values : you might argue that the Alliance's use of liberal democracy is a reflection of its commitment to free market capitalism, as the customers voters are expected to buy elect one of the products candidates on the great electoral market (and that is the end of their political action, come back in a few years). One of the biases at the heart of liberal democracies (at least at their inception, around the 18th-19th centuries) is that they tend to assume that every individual in a state is like a free-floating atom, when in fact each individual is caught in larger groups with larger interests, some of them conflicting — and crucially, not all people in a state are as equally powerful even if they are equal under the law (i.e. some people have disproportionately more resources at their disposal and can use those to disproportionately exert their influence to suit their ends, and the legal and socio-economic tissue progressively shapes itself around their "gravity well", so to speak). This has tended to result in "blindspots" when it comes to protecting individuals or groups from different individuals or groups when, on paper, they have the same rights, but in practice they do not have the same power at all. (This is a gross over-simplification.)
But do the people outside of the Alliance share this political history and general ideology ?
Evidently no : the Turian Hierarchy consider the idea of equality laughable and their ideology is one of state consequentialism (i.e. what's good is what benefits the state the most for the longest time), but they also assume that citizens must take their personal responsibilities themselves ; the Batarian Hegemony also considers the idea of equality laughable, though its version of non-egalitarianism is postulated on a hierarchy of various in-groups (the castes) which are themselves supposed to be biologically superior to an out-group medley (non-batarians, because of racism) ; the salarians of the Salarian Union consider their loyalty is first to the first circle of their bloodline and decreases from there, which suggests they view society and social success as zero-sum games, where everyone is in competition all the time and the victory of one entails another's loss ; etc.
All of this to say I strongly suspect the legal framework for omni-tool use and abuse would not be identical in the various non-Alliance polities to what the Alliance (i.e. Shep) endures, though there would be commonalities (they're all a global interconnected society with similar structures, after all). But the particulars I'll leave to your imagination. ;)
(Because frankly it's a monumental task and I'm lazy.)
FeralLord 3353/07/26 20:21
What's up everyone, still hanging out and waiting for my ship repairs.
RiverAlba 3353/07/26 20:21
I guess it's just you and me again.
FeralLord 3353/07/26 20:21
Guess so. Still on shift? You mentioned it was a long one.
RiverAlba 3353/07/26 20:21
I need to turn in a report on something I don't understand and convince command I need more time to troubleshoot or they'll send the mech out and it'll mysteriously short again.
RiverAlba 3353/07/26 20:21
I'm on my 4th caffeine pill of the night.
FeralLord 3353/07/26 20:21
Oh shit that's nasty.
RiverAlba 3353/07/26 20:21
Taking a minute out of the engine case. The hazmat suit is a unique brand of awful.
FeralLord 3353/07/26 20:21
Ugh, I've had to use those once in a while. Dropped myself into a bath and marinated afterwards. Expensive but worth it.
RiverAlba 3353/07/26 20:23
Yeah I'm going to need to leave the hangar at some point, but I'm just getting a bit of air. At least it gets really fucking cold in the desert at night.
FeralLord 3353/07/26 20:23
Hah, honestly, I've never been in a desert before.
RiverAlba 3353/07/26 20:23
You've probably never seen a tree in your life.
FeralLord 3353/07/26 20:23
Nah, larger settlements have arboretums, so I've seen, like, cherry trees and magnolias. Though to be entirely honest first time I saw a picture with trees as tall as a Draken I thought it was edited.
RiverAlba 3353/07/26 20:25
Fuck you get cherries and magnolias? Cute. But also lol you are not ready for some of the Gaia landscapes.
FeralLord 3353/07/26 20:25
Yeah, every time I see that, I lose my mind a little bit. And holy shit, horizons are weird.
FeralLord 3353/07/26 20:25
And snow is crazy. Planets are just batshit crazy.
RiverAlba 3353/07/26 20:26
Hsüehura was one of my fave combat zones despite the cold. The snow being kicked up is great, and the squad got to fight over an ice lake.
FeralLord 3353/07/26 20:26
Oh damn. Ever fought near a volcano?
RiverAlba 3353/07/26 20:26
Nope. Maybe we'll make it a first someday.
FeralLord 3353/07/26 20:26
It's not really cold or warm in the habitats, most of the time. A ship can absolutely be cold or warm though, depending on how your cooling system is doing. Pretty rare though. Most of the time if your cooling system is fucked, you won't notice anything before you fry.
RiverAlba 3353/07/26 20:26
You don't have readouts for that? That sounds shitty.
FeralLord 3353/07/26 20:26
We usually do, I'm exaggerating the teeniest bit.
RiverAlba 3353/07/26 20:27
Coolant on the mech did go to shit the other day. Easy fix but it messed with the BMI, probably overheating some connections. So it's pretty important still.
FeralLord 3353/07/26 20:27
Ah yeah, I think the main difference other than us flying piles of scrap is heat management being so difficult in space.
RiverAlba 3353/07/26 20:27
I'd love to try building for the cold, dead vacuum of space, but as it stands... I'm on the ground lol
FeralLord 3353/07/26 20:27
It'd be a shame to have to fight a pilot of yours, though.
RiverAlba 3353/07/26 20:27
Why?
FeralLord 3353/07/26 20:27
You seem to know your shit, on one hand. On the other, it'd be a shame to upset you by shooting down someone you like.
RiverAlba 3353/07/26 20:28
Your first mistake is thinking I like my pilot AHAHA
RiverAlba 3353/07/26 20:28
I'd be more upset if you shot down the Draken, especially with that shitbox you seem to be flying.
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:12
Sup fuckers, got this wave's ID while waiting for my ship to get repaired. Ran into the Lantern, one of the techs mentioned one of the assholes who designed the thing is on the wave. So I'm here to piss them off.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:12
And who the fuck is this? lol
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:12
I'm a child of Zeus and a son of disaster.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:12
Edgy. And far out.
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:12
I mean, that is what it's like livin' out here. We gnaw on the bones of whoever the system core sends out to mine, whoever dies horribly, and whoever's in the way.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:12
Prolly does suck out there all things considered lol Haven't had to scavenge yet
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:12
Makin' the wrecks yourself helps!
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:12
Oh a pirate? Nifty.
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:12
You got it.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:12
If you didn't say Zeus I would've thought you were just another regular piece of shit lol But now we've got variety!
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:13
Hah, guess it's a good thing I didn't just go with rings, then. And I'm not a regular piece of shit, I'm an exceptionally talented piece of shit, thank you very much.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:13
So a lot of pieces of shit say. Waiting for proof but don't feel pressured lmao
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:15
This any good?
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:15
Oh that's cool, what the hell takes a cannon off like that?? Or did you do that in port?
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:15
I strapped a giant-ass harpoon gun to my ship.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:15
Okay that's great actually
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:15
It only lasted for one shot, but it bought us some time to get out of there a little more intact. The Lantern's pilot patched into my comms and howled with laughter for a solid minute.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:16
Good to know pilots don't change even off planet.
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:16
They sure don't. Though there aren't a lot of draken pilots from the belts.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:16
Well there's no reason for them to be out there really.
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:16
I think me and my pals are most of the reason they're out here.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:16
True but you're pretty far down the empire's priority list I imagine.
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:16
I think the Aether Council handles mosta that stuff?
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:17
True enough lol
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:17
I bet they just asked "hey can we have a couple mechs" and then the Empire went all "yeah that's a reasonable thing for all our satellite governments to have, half a dozen do it?"
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:17
Hahahahaha!
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:17
Maybe! I'm not on that paperwork chain.
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:17
Best thing about being a pirate is the lack of paperwork.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:17
It WOULD be nice but here I am, filing a repairs report I forgot to do earlier. Nobody's breathing down my neck, I just can't sleep..
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:18
Well dang, glad I can cheer you up. Not the usual way I keep folks awake but I'll take it.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:18
Don't flatter yourself, it's the divine insomnia.
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:18
Other nice thing about being a pirate: No divine matter, too expensive to be using on our ships.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:18
Cheap and safe but boring
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:18
Don't worry, uranium rods have plenty of excitement to spare.
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:18
I can appreciate the taste for danger, though. It'd be cool as hell to fly a draken, just not in the cards.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:19
Yeah but maybe I want hallucinations to go with my radiation! lol
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:19
Well you're a pirate, aren't you?
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:19
It just doesn't make sense to hang onto one of those instead of selling it to whoever wants one.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:19
All the talk about excitement and you wouldn't even try? Booo
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:19
Sorry, yeah, still gotta be a little bit practical even though I'm a pirate.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:22
It's not like you can put "never used" on one anyway. Newly built Draken are rare as is and you sure wouldn't find them out there. So live a little!!!
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:22
I mean, yeah, I've taken a couple test rides, but I've never flown one into battle.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:22
In all fairness without enough experience that would probably kill you unless you get the software to compensate. Do you even have a BMI?
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:22
Nope, never had enough cash in one place and a doctor who could handle it.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:22
Figures. Well that's what manual is for lol
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:22
Yeah, and there's a couple of those I see out here. Confusing as fuck though.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:23
I was about to say "really?" but I'm sitting with the blueprints to one of these things....
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:23
Well, its still not that bad. Most cockpits manage to bundle things into your hand controls nicely.
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:23
Yeah, and they don't come with the blueprints when you shoot them out of space and scrape the pilot out of the cockpit.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:23
Do you even check?
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:23
Unless you blow up most of the cockpit there's a case under where main controls usually go that might have spares.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:23
If you shoot down an enlus you might even find their funerary regalia in there :)
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:24
Huh. Last couple times nothing in the case was salvageable, but I'll keep that in mind. Cockpit was kinda scorched.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:24
If something in an armored case was "kinda scorched"...
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:24
Man you're messy. I guess that's the difference between pirates and soldiers. The latter has precision.
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:24
It might be accurate to say that the cockpit didn't really exist anymore. Our tech went a little bit overkill with the laser power.
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:24
Yeah we've got some work to do.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:24
You sure lost steam quick after joining :)
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:24
Listen I can troll later. You seem chill enough that I can be temporarily honest. I'll make my dickishness quota in a bit.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:25
I got a report shared from a combat zone once. Somebody launched a particle lance with such ludicrous precision that nothing but the pilot and the plating separating him from the outside was damaged.
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:25
Damn, guess those fancy academies really do know what they're doing.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:25
Sure, but that's like, freakishly accurate even assuming you're aiming at a standard issue Wolfhound.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:25
Also lol dickishness quota... you remind me of someone I know
FeralLord 3353/07/25 01:25
Do tell?
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:25
You act similar.
RiverAlba 3353/07/25 01:26
Usually a piece of shit but there's something at least a little likeable in there lol
Eurasia_is_True 3353/09/27 11:20
what a nice landscape
RiverAlba 3353/09/27 11:20
Yea, but it's kinda on fire rn
Eurasia_is_True 3353/09/27 11:20
must be seeing things
RiverAlba 3353/09/27 11:23
FEEDTHEDRAGON 3353/09/27 11:37
barely survived another fight with 300k vesper did well
RiverAlba 3353/09/27 11:38
You fuckers are barely standing!!! 300k really came for a rematch huh?
FEEDTHEDRAGON 3353/09/27 11:38
she was even more capable than I originally believed.
300000:1 3353/09/27 11:41
you all got me good don't worry.
Eurasia_is_True 3353/09/27 11:41
bestie nice
Me 3353/09/27 11:41
oh my
RiverAlba 3353/09/27 11:42
And yet, somehow, nobody died.
300000:1 3353/09/27 11:42
;)
RiverAlba 3353/09/27 11:42
Am I supposed to say thanks to that or something? lol
RiverAlba 3353/09/27 11:42
I'll shut up. I have first aid to administer...
300000:1 3353/09/27 11:43
doesn't matter what you say I gotta get to a
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300000:1 3353/09/27 11:43z
See y'all!
CollaredEnlus 3353/09/27 11:43
the entirety of vesper couldn't beat her? That's disappointing
CollaredEnlus 3353/09/27 11:43
I thought the skill bar was higher.
Me 3353/09/27 11:44
the empire isn't what it used to be it seems hihi
Me 3353/09/27 11:44
but i guess it's nice to know it's not all aces here right? :D
Ransu 3353/09/27 11:44
Ares just has less of a talent pool! No offense to vesper looking up their record it's incredible but the bar is substantially higher back home
Me 3353/09/27 11:44
mmm really? it looks like they were mostly assembled on Gaia
Eurasia_is_true 3353/09/27 11:44
got demoted to mars for not meeting the bar then lol
Ransu 3353/09/27 11:44
ah no need to be cruel most of the manpower on ares is dwindling
Ransu 3353/09/27 11:44
it left with the princess
Me 3353/09/27 11:45
oh no for sure
Eurasia_is_true 3353/09/27 11:45
id so love to pick your sentences apart and find out more but sadly j am actually really busy irl this moment gg i trusy you to do so on my stead
Me 3353/09/27 11:45
i dont.. theres not much to pick apart lol? Ransu's just right in general cuz when Amelia Lehmann left Mars w/ her delegation the chances of her taking all the GOOD pilots w her is pretty high
IndigoStar 3353/09/27 11:45
Congratulations on your survival, 300000:1.
3353/09/27 13:00
GLOBAL EXTRANET BOARD ANNOUNCEMENT
THE NEW YEAR HAS BEGUN. IT IS:
HÆNDAIYŪAN KAL 2094
Me 3353/09/27 13:02
whoa~ happy new year folks!
IndigoStar 3353/09/27 13:02
May your wills and souls be stronger than the cold.
Meowlife 3353/09/27 13:02
Happy new yeaaaaar~ [TRANSLATED FROM: Wiktigyurn]
Jæzva 3353/09/27 13:02
happy to be on Ares
Me 3353/09/27 13:02
Luna's exploding with light shows rn. fireworks not allowed in the domes but they'll start soon lol
RedDiamondSands 3353/09/27 13:02
wish I could be home! But the Gaian nights are so beautiful
Me 3353/09/27 13:03
seeing any artillery flying yet? :D
RedDiamondSands 3353/09/27 13:03
yes
MostWanted 3353/09/27 13:03
It's a gooood life)
BlackIsTheNight 3353/09/27 13:03
to beauty and glory to a long and quiet night
RiverAlba 3353/09/27 13:21
To fortitude and another sunset.
WinterSentinel 3353/09/27 13:22
To safety and endurance.
MaidofOrleans 3353/10/21 13:13
Eyo, I'm all kitted out! (you can expect a lot of these kinds of puns)
Meowlife 3353/10/21 13:13
All kitten out!
MaidofOrleans 3353/10/21 13:13
No kitten.
MothOnTheWall 3353/10/21 13:13
???
MaidofOrleans 3353/10/21 13:13
(No kidding)
Meowlife 3353/10/21 13:13
Weren't you getting fangs? (o´・ェ・`o)
Meowlife 3353/10/21 13:13
OH
Meowlife 3353/10/21 13:13
Got me there hehe >w>
MaidofOrleans 3353/10/21 13:14
Gave you a moment's paws, did I?
Meowlife 3353/10/21 13:14
Oh nooooo I'm being outdone at my own game!!!
MaidofOrleans 3353/10/21 13:14
A tragic tail indeed
Meowlife 3353/10/21 13:14
Have meowcy master!!! .·´¯(>▂<)´¯·.
MaidofOrleans 3353/10/21 13:14
These painkillers are amazing
Meowlife 3353/10/21 13:14
You can't knock Gaian healthcare!
MaidofOrleans 3353/10/21 13:15
Yeah, that's like the one good thing about being in the Empire haha
MaidofOrleans 3353/10/21 13:15
I'm intact enough that with these suckers I'll be able to get back to work in the afternoon!
Meowlife 3353/10/21 13:15
Shit that's fast o u o;
MaidofOrleans 3353/10/21 13:15
I mean it's not usually recommended haha but I don't want to miss when I'm so new at the job, especially for an elective surgery (and especially when they were nice enough to give me time off for that scavenging trip)
Meowlife 3353/10/21 13:15
How's the job been treating you?
MaidofOrleans 3353/10/21 13:16
I'm starting to get a better handle on things and feeling less tired! It's definitely made me aware of the areas where I'm lacking in experience, and getting the practice has been worth a lot. I don't really feel like I know anyone there well yet, but it'll take time. Really glad I'm doing this.
Meowlife 3353/10/21 13:16
Great to hear >w>
MaidofOrleans 3353/10/21 13:16
There's some equipment at work that I'll be able to get some practice using my BMI with, too.