#starisstruck

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disney told ryan reynolds that "no, ryan, deadpool and wolverine cannot have sex"

and he damn sure did not make them have sex, he made them edge each other and the audience, and i think that's somehow better

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◌  ⊹ ♡⃘ time is moving 🍵 ۫ ྀིಎ

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"youknowhowlongivebeenwaitingforthis?woooi'mabouttomakeanameformyselfyeah"

"i ain't know my daddy, but i'm sure i shot out of his dick ready"

"he was laying them buttery nuts all up in my mama and i shot out there and i said 'what's up doc?'"

can i just say that [redacted for spoilers] was the funniest character in all of his 10 minutes of screen time glory

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"I'm so sorry, beautiful. I want this to be gentle. Who is your dialect coach? The minions? I feel like we are missing critical exposition here!"

honestly wade was so valid for that one. personally i just sat there and watched [redacted for spoilers] talk while admiring his uniform/powers really i gave up on understanding him

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MILD SPOILERS: DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE (possibly the deadpool kills the marvel universe comic too? no clue mate)

deadpool and wolverine was amazing but i am curious about how cassandra nova managed to get inside wade's brain without hers getting scrambled. i didn't read the comics, so i won't act like a know it all in that aspect, but i do know that when charles xavier tried to do his telepathy thing on wade he ended up literally scrambling his own brain or something like that, and apparently that's a running theme in the comics if anyone tries to read his brain (if what i heard was true) so how come Cassandra could do it without a problem? i'm actually very curious about that

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okay but seriously though why was thor crying

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so... i just found out that Hades is Persephone's uncle... and Zeus, her own father, is the one who basically gave Hades the okay for kidnapping her, his own daughter... now why did that happen? seriously, so many other ways this could have been written. could have made Demeter a cheater (it's her right at this point) or that she found a baby Persephone with no god or deity or creature willing to admit its their kid and so she adopted her or something. SO MANY WAYS OTHER THAN MAKING HADES HER FLIPPING UNCLE BRO.

now i feel like a hypocrite because i'm Egyptian and my ancestors were definitely no better in their legends AND in their real life, but i am riding on the hopes that my ancestors were commoners and didn't do the 'keep it in the family' stuff.

anyway, i'm definitely rewriting Hades and Persephone's story in my head. keeping the grumpy who kidnaps the sunshine, but changing that he's her uncle.

also when i read the original Homer poem, tell me why i got surprised that Persephone cried when Hades kidnapped her? like, of course she'll cry! a man surrounded by shadows and weird creatures just abducted her out of nowhere while she was picking flowers! yet somehow that just never crossed my mind, i truly thought she was calmly letting him kidnap her.

i have issues.

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