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TFWIKI STANDS WITH ME ON MY JAZZSTAR HILL LET'S GO
someone: why do you like jazz?
starscream: he's shiny and funny.
these damn crack ships my friends have. damn them!!! but I'm a sap for crackships/rarepairs.
Midnight Magma Drawing
I did this instead studying for my Constitution test, since alien robot yaoi is more important, duh-
Alt-mode swap. Jet Jazz courts car Starscream.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Relationships: Jazz/Starscream (Transformers) Characters: Jazz (Transformers), Starscream (Transformers), Original Cybertronian Character(s) Additional Tags: Humor, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Fake Marriage, No Cybertronian Civil War, Pre-War/No War AU, Inspired by It Happened One Night, Meet-Cute, or rather, Meet-Ugly, starscream should've been a theater kid but he was too powerful Series: Part 3 of Jazz Week 2025
Summary:
While on the run, Jazz made a split-second decision to throw himself, quite literally, at the nearest stranger for help shaking off his pursuers.
Lucky for him, he happened to stumble across the most dramatic seeker on the surface of Cybertron.
For Jazz Week Day 7, prompts: Scoundrel / It Happened One Night
Aka the fic that made me realize I missed my calling as a writer for a soap opera. Hope you enjoy, and happy last day of Jazz Week to you all!
"You look lonely" "I can fix that"
Starjazz because boredom this looks like ass but enjoy keewl people: @mothgutz236 @bumble-the-sun-bee @kreepykrustationz
Slow burn where Jazz (mods georg and terrorizer of health professionals everywhere) exclusively goes to Starscream (also mods georg and technically a medic that almost no one trusts to use if they like their internals) for medical treatment that he can't do on his own- because no one else gets it- despite their vastly different ideals. There can't be a single situation they can't handle and the very thought of being unprepared drives both of them up a wall. And they both put up their fake friendly personas up to max even though they both know the other isn't falling for it.
Starscream will call up Jazz in the middle of the night (knowing damn well he wasn't asleep) and without even a hello be like: I installed an upgrade to make certain neck cables give off enough of an electric shock so anyone who touches them is forced into stasis.
"The same cables that feed power directly to the brain module?"
"Obviously."
And then Jazz is on his doorstep five minutes later with very noticeable tire trails behind him to betray his speeding.
Like Jazz only has more mods by a very small margin but Starscream has more illegal mods than Jazz (by a slightly larger but still tiny margin). Everybody thinks Jazz is just getting either two am booty calls or out of v important special ops business. He thinks he's doing the latter but instead he's acting exactly like Red Alert in a bad spiral, just being quiet about it.
Jazz is slowly falling for the giddy little face and excited wing flapping Starscream does every time he requests something like all his data ports exploding at once if someone jacks in without his permission. And Starscream thinks he's safe but the twenty minutes after surgery, with energon still on his hands, he'll go up to his trinemates and gush like "Oh Skywarp he was so cooperative he even laid on the table willingly! Even you weren't as still when I beat you unconscious for the same upgrade!" And Skywarp will be like "Wait, is THAT why I woke up in an alleyway three days ago?!"
They're fueling each other's metal issues sooooooo much. If Ratchet saw either of their insides he'd have a spark attack on the spot. Both of their codings are absolute messes only decipherable to them bc Starscream wants that extra layer of protection AND he never learned how to code right in the first place.
One of these days they're gonna get caught from Starscream dropping everything in the middle of a battle if Jazz gets hurt. He just NEEDS to see how damaged coolant lines will affect his already easily-overheated taxing systems. Shhh, shhhh yes, look, red person. Totally means I'm Ratchet, your visor is just malfunctioning. Now *rips open chassis and pulls out syringe filled with ominously glowing liquid* let's see what happens when we inject this directly into your spark chamber :)