#starveling

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Nick Bottom: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice…fiddle dee dee.

Flute: Fool me once and I’ll be fooled for a day. Teach me to fool people and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.

Starveling: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice!

Peter Quince: *head in hands* I hate all of you.

[kyesel]

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Peter Quince: That giant box is Bottoms’ gift for me?

Starvling: Yep.

Peter Quince:

Peter Quince: He’s inside it, isn’t he.

Starvling: Yep.

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Starveling: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Flute: Ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Starveling: Spiders.

Snout: Wasps.

Snug: Terriers.

Nick Bottom: Quince.

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Peter Quince: *sneezes*

Flute: *hands him a tissue* Don’t worry, I gotchu.

Starvling: *giving him a handkerchief* No, take this!

Nick Bottom: *takes off his shirt* Here!!

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Peter Quince: *is unconscious*

Flute: Shit, is he ok?!

Starveling: I don't think he's breathing!!

Nick Bottom: Here, I can give him mouth to mouth.

Peter Quince: *sits bolt upright*

Peter Quince: I'm fine!! I'm ok!!

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Starveling: Why is Bottom asleep on your shoulder?

Peter Quince: Shut up! This is sweet~.

Starveling: You were complaining about how annoying he was like, a half hour ago!

Peter Quince: I changed my mind!!

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Nick Bottom: Even my friends don't want me around!

Peter Quince: You're not my friend, I only tolerate Flute, no one likes Snout or Snug, and Starveling is basically just a pet.

Starveling: Arf!