It’s hard to believe it’s still open—but it is.
Today is the last day you can visit Trump's "Great American State Fair".
At least it's less crowded than the Fyre Festival.
These crowd control barriers probably got a lot of use. 😜
Visit your own state's REAL state fair. At least half of them have schedules which include some portion of August; though Florida's is held during the winter. If your own state's is already past or at an inconvenient time, visit one in a neighboring state. Even the most boring one is likely to be better than the Trump fair. Because agriculture is usually a considerable part of these fairs, food is often plentiful.
State Fairs by State 2026
Check out a fair's site before you attend.
















