penny says fuck your oreos
"That is where the line is drawn? I'll just hold the box above your head. It also doesn't stop how the board is basically full."
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penny says fuck your oreos
"That is where the line is drawn? I'll just hold the box above your head. It also doesn't stop how the board is basically full."
closed . @statesangria
blue eyes , normally solid and stoic , grow tirelessly hooded as he makes his way to her front porch ; smacking his left hand against the door ( which in turn busts a hole through it ) . right hand grips the feathered dart in his thigh & he pulls it out with a ruffled grunt . a ping was sent to penny roughly twenty minutes ago ------------ motor bike askew in a distant corn field . vibranium fist gives the door another bang as knees buckle .
@statesangria .
“ maybe be nicer to the ravens if you don’t want them to shit your windowsill , my friend . they see everything . ”
... crawls into eddie's bed absolutely shivering bc it is WINTER and it's FREEZING and the heating is terrible (and also bc cuddles 🥺) @statesangria
If he’s telling the truth, Eddie doesn’t really know why she hangs around him as much as she does. He’s not complaining, not by far; it’s been great having some company that lives outside of his head, and he values it immensely. But, truth is — he’s sort’ve a disaster who is struggling to keep his head above water, and he knows that all too well.
It's cold outside, and his apartment's kinda —— well. It's the sort've thing a struggling journalist can afford, even though he has been getting more reliable gigs over the last few months. The insulation's not great, even with the heater on full blast.
It doesn't bother him too much —— he grew up in New York City, he can handle the cold —— and his other has a way of keeping him warm. And so sometimes he kind've forgets, sometimes, how cold it gets.
His dreams are often —— complicated. They're either full of tentacles and violence and teeth and blood and ultraviolet and raw adrenaline —— or they're quiet. Whispers of the domestic life he had in his grasp for so long, the domestic life that he shattered apart by his own damn decisions. Sometimes they're hot 'n heavy, sure, but most the time these days they're —— delicate. Shifts of light through windows, blankets curled over bodies on lazy weekends, the warm affection of morning.
He dreads those ones the most.
Hard to say the last time he slept in a bed with someone. Feels like forever. Feels like yesterday. His other is often quiet at night —— Eddie's not sure if they sleep or what, and questions to the matter have mostly just been met with confusion.
When she first joins him in his bed, he doesn't budge much, but then he rarely does. Eventually, though, a shift draws him reflexively closer, an arm drawn 'round her and nuzzling contented into the back of her shoulder, comfortable and relaxed and heavy and —— yeah, warm.
@statesangria liked.
“ i’m not in the mood for company. ” for all his prior efforts to hold her at arms’ length , she continues to come , relentless in her apparent desire to befriend him. she is vastly different than the other midgardians , most of whom look at him with evident mistrust and maintain a careful distance. some days , he enjoys her presence. today is not one of those days. “ thor won’t be back for some time. you may go. ”
❝ you’re new. ❞ to him, at least, who had failed to keep up with the ranks of super secret organisation number #7 or, as it was known outside blanc’s personal files, statesman. the case he’d been working had gotten complicated enough to prompt intervention from said organisation, though he expected to see a familiar face instead of the one before him. ❝ they usually send whiskey to deal with me. ❞ easier on everyone ; the pair got along swimmingly. ❝ where’s jack? who are you? ❞
@statesangria › sc.
it’s been an age since their last stakeout together. it isn’t as if he doesn’t see penelope every day : hell, they’re married. they share a bed, & a home. but, it’s odd doing work-related things with her. working together. but there isn’t a person that he’d rather be doing this with —— it isn’t some stiff affair with another agent that he barely knows, & he can easily thumb across the back of penny’s hand when he’s feeling a bit twitchy. everett’s hand currently rests against her thigh, keeping his eyes ahead as they sit quietly in his car together. their target hasn’t yet left the warehouse that they’ve been watching, & although he can say that he’s very focused on his current task [ … ] his thoughts, as per always, drift toward the woman beside him. “ d’you think we have enough in the fridge for dinner for the week? i can’t remember when we went shopping last. ”
new file : @statesangria.
@statesangria / a single mom who works two jobs
“ she’s asleep. don’t look so alarmed, penelope. i know where you keep your key ⸻ and thor had other obligations. ”