#statictv

[gay-people-for-ever]

[sqwdink]

My number one weakness, 70-90s pink love interest/wife that matches their husbands and are also enemies.

[mr-static-tenna]

Me know what you did.

-@waygetter-electronics

Is-Is this a threat?

[mr-static-tenna]

MR TENNA ! DO YOU HAVE ANY COMMENTARY ON THE RUMORS ABOUT YOU AND MR SPAMTON ? ? IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO CLARIFY OUT TO THE PEOPLE THAT WATCH YOU ? !

— Interviewer Anon [🎙️]

R-Rumors? About HIM??

I haven't so much as spoken a word to that tiny-nosed...thing in years!

Nor do I intend to do so! I am perfectly fine without him! No one is more fit for the big screen than your very own T.V.! Thank you very much!

[mr-static-tenna]

You're hot as shit, Tenna

...C-Can we cut to commercial?

Mike??

[mr-static-tenna]

who’s this?

I have. No idea.

MIKE, CAN WE CUT THIS??

[mr-static-tenna]

Can I watch Spongebob on you?

Of course you can! We've got all the latest and greatest! You don't need anyone else!

[mr-static-tenna]

Mr. (Ant) Tenna, do you have a favorite TV channel?

Btw ILoveTV!!

A favorite? Gosh, I broadcast such a variety, that I can't even decide! What do YOU, the VIEWERS think?!

by the way, uh... (ahem) thank you, that was very sweet.