#status.

[spiffyyz]

Ts genuinely has me rolling on the floor. People are maximizing status to its full potential 😭

[reversescale]

Gets judged for eating bugs, gets judged for eating Redsoil... He just can't win. :(

[deductiions]

"It's been 24 years since my mother was murdered."

"I know her killer is still out there somewhere... I will find him and bring him to justice. This I SWEAR---!!!"

[hypenotist]

"Okay, I'll admit it: I tried genAI once. I think it was ChatGPT and I asked it if the Trix rabbit could see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch, y'know, to mix it up a little. Turns out, it couldn't answer it, got bricked, and I think it caused a local data center to go dark and it was out for a week. Good thing it didn't overreact, right?"

[gunslinginnhogtyin]

In the spirit of Mothers Day, Butch is spending time in his garden near the sunflower hut one of his favorite people had put together for him; it’s where he plants all of her favorite flowers in her memory.

[asmaticbomb]

"meus irmãos são bobos por se enraivecerem por conta de copa do mundo..." diz isso, mas está em pé porque quebrou o sofá de ódio do goleiro... e do juiz, e dos jogadores.

[houyin]

If you couldn't tell, he's having a very good morning--