#stealing that

[hagiomoto]

Just saw someone on X called the Japanese pm Adolfa Hirohito

[narutothoughts]

Love the ANBU sub culture. Who do you imagine in Naruto's ANBU, and what kind of relationship do you think they had???

(And I can't help but believe that Tobirama must have been very freaky with his ANBU too. In a very different way from Hashirama, where Hashirama would be this casual Dominance somewhere between platonic and sexual, Tobirama's would be pretty clinical, like trying to see what makes his ANBU tick or react in certain ways...)

I think sai would be so so good here. Then the usual people in genma and Raido who would probably search for scraps of Minato in Naruto but end up finding something a whole lot better. Also, I insist that Gekko is alive for this. He absolutely needs to be healed by Naruto during the fourth war like Kakashi’s eye was bc that kinda shit inspires devotion

And omg you are so right bestie. I was so lost in the soft teacher!tobi sauce I lost sight of my roots in super freak tobirama. He’s the genuine freak article.

His ass so would treat it all as an experiment. Fully document every twitch and reaction even if he doesn’t get much out of it sexually outside direct stimulation.

“Observation: Raven exhibited decreased muscular tension when kneeling during the mission report. Similar behavior is displayed when given orders.

Hypothesis: a combination of stimuli (being ordered to kneel) will result in a synergistic effect.

Data: a significant decrease in muscular tension was displayed compared to previous measures. Additionally, pupil dilation and more shallow breathing was displayed. Erection was visible and eye contact avoided.

Interpretation: arousal behaviors were displayed in response to independent variable. Shake behaviors were also displayed. Potential shame over mission failure and potential shame over arousal are both possible. More data required. Future experiments: experiment must be conducted during mission success environment to remove confounding variable. Another should measure facial signs of arousal without mask. It is likely, however, that the additional order to remove the mask will result in increased arousal behaviors so results may not be comparable to masked experiments.

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Results: stress and shame behaviors declined when subject was encouraged to engage in self pleasuring behaviors during report.

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Results: subject exhibits most satisfaction when allowed to grind against my leg. More data required

And bro Hashirama would be casual with it. He’s the first born son. The oldest brother. The clan heir then head. The mokuton user and most powerful person in the clan. He’s used to being listened to when he talks. His relationship with his ANBU sure as shit isn’t just platonic but upon further reflection idk if it’d be outright sexual like tobirama’s experiments. When he was hokage the village was just so new that kinda single minded devotion and trust in him would prob be rare for a while. When it does, he happily goes along with it tho. Big on praise I imagine.

Maybe hiruzen is the one that has the teacher / prof vibe going for him. Not quite like hashi’s casual command + cheer or tobi’s clinical experiments + care, but a more demanding / exacting requirement for all the ANBU to know their shit and be the best of the best. There’s some more intense sexual stuff when he’s younger buuuuuuut everyone he was close to probably all die in the war and he’s reluctant to do it again so he moves to a more professor role after he’s married and then a paternal / grandfather role as he gets older. His dilf era was particularly good for the ANBU even if he didn’t get down with any of them.

[feralghoste]

More out of context lines from my mystic messenger replay (part 1) (part 3)

[raisondetriment]

"Baby, you can Grinch it up in here."

Brennan, when the party asks to loot the room

[madabapf]

I love that you give Wukong migraines, nice to see my boy suffer 😎 /j

I love the headcanon that Wukong has chronic pain. As someone with chronic pain I love projecting onto him.

One of my headcanons is that Wukong gets awful migraines after being drunk - 5x worse than normal hangover ones. C’mon, you don’t expect a lonely monkey to become somewhat of an alcoholic after losing/hurting everyone he loves? That’s bound to have major repercussions.

So that comic where he skedaddles shortly after he wakes up? He felt a migraine coming on and he was influenced by panic over what they did and the fact he never wants Macaque to see him during one of his episodes. So him just going along and saying “this was a mistake” was also him majorly fumbling because he’s gotta get outta there.

But that’s just my interpretation/headcanon, hehe ✨ Love your works!!

oh my god i love that

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[shellsstardew]

HAPPY BRICK YEET DAY TIME FOR MORE ANGST LESSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LESSGOOOOOOOOO

Less than four more hours!

[thespineoftherighteous]

Nora's thing of going "idk who that is" whenever she doesn't want to answer a question is soooo foxes coded. all nine of them