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yeah no i think the whole "they could kill you but they choose not to" is a pretty important part of the monsterfuckery

yeah that big spiky creature could rip your head off in her teeth with basically zero effort, or kill you any of about two dozen other ways with even less effort, but you're warm and you smell nice so she just curls up in your bed (and takes up the whole thing bc she's like three times your size) and wraps her powerful forelimbs around your body and chitters in your ear

lum1natriiix

happy iron lung day to all who celebrate

dogboymutual

oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least

sylestial

utopians

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

thememedaddy

mayday-guilt

Bilbo loves maps, but he finds Dwarven tactical maps incredibly difficult to read because they focus strictly on minerals, defensive walls, and underground water veins. To help him understand the mountain, Thorin takes a giant sheet of parchment and personally draws a simplified map of the royal quarters for Bilbo. However, Thorin fills it with deeply personal notes. Next to the library, he writes: "Where Master Baggins hides when he is cross with me." Next to the eastern balcony: "Best view of the sunrise, though the Hobbit is usually asleep." And next to the royal bedchamber, he simply carves the rune for "Home"

wiseguynephile

flashback to when I got a little too gnc in my new profile pic, and my mom caught on that I had The Gender (which she was super supportive about, tbc), but didn't want to ask about it outright. so she started making up never-before-seen euphemisms

cryptotheism

Cartoon bully with a black skull t shirt transitions into a woman. New shirt. Skull over each breast.

tf2heritageposts

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

offline-crowbot

My hottest fanfiction take is I think people should stop posting multi-fandom oneshots as a single fic with like 50+ chapters and instead post them as individual fics

spielzeugkaiser

To be fair, Rocky also needed some time to correctly interpret Graces needs- (I also did Grace comforting Rocky here)

yume-fanfare

i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book