a clownshot is a clown shooting a gun, but another clown holding a loaded gun comes out, which will also in turn, shoot out a clown with a gun.
please direct all clown-related asks to quest now as they are the resident expert

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a clownshot is a clown shooting a gun, but another clown holding a loaded gun comes out, which will also in turn, shoot out a clown with a gun.
please direct all clown-related asks to quest now as they are the resident expert
how was your day today? what would you change about FE:H to make it more enjoyable? what's your favorite snack to make/eat?
it was quite okay! not much happened
i would give the ability to reroll boon/bane for feathers or some other price
paninis usually! tomato/mozzarella/basil
TOP FIVE (5) favorite songs (Bonus points: why you like them)
i can’t do my top 5 ever bc it changes so often but ill do a top 5 of what im vibing to rn
1) this touhou remix, again which i love because i like Youmu but mostly because this arrangement makes me imagine climbing mountains and exploring an undiscovered continent or something it’s great music for the imagination
2) berta berta - thomas vent ; CATCHY
3) love again - pentatonix; because im a normie and kevin olusola’s beatboxing is great
4) fire coming out of the monkey’s head - Gorillaz; i’ve never not been in love with this song
5) speed limit - rob gasser (centron remix) - catchy
top six homestucks
i can’t read suddenly i don’t know
Not really an ask but I do wanna say I've had you on pokemon go for probably over a year, maybe two, and it's always nice that no matter how many times I pick up the game after dropping it, I'll keep getting gifts from you. (IcarusIncarnate btw!)
I’m so glad you told me because there’s like, 4 people I’m friends with who I can’t remember the identities of, so while I scroll through I’m like “I think that’s the person from Seattle, that’s Vince maybe? Uhh, is that... uuuuhhhhhh, OH HERE’S MAYA” it’s really funny tbh so thank you for clearing that up
Also, I’m glad to be helpful, it’s such a good game that can help bring people together over continents and cities, and I wanna make the game great for everyone
4, 1, 3
💐 / 💝 buy her flowers lesbian or buy her chocolates lesbian - flowers so i can show my bias and get lavenders and violets which are also very gay☀️ / 🌙 sun lesbian or moon lesbian - moon aesthetically, but i play leona more and better than diana🐱 / 🐶 cat lesbian or dog lesbian - dogs make me sneeze less and are cuter
Normally you'd have to listen to the whole album to really appreciate it, since all the songs fade into each other and what not, but! Eclipse by Pink Floyd, it's one of my favorites lyric-wise.
couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library
not bad alone, but i might give the whole album a listen so i can get what you’re feeling
steamchampion replied to your post “if you aint succin on torbs fat nuts… wyd?”
how do you have any followers at this point, eron
idk man theres about 600 people [40 but im rounding down to discount inactives] who consciously follow me and look at this shit
i mean, my dream would to become some sort of absurdist figure like fruitsoftheape but instead of creating a lore and backstory its just spiralling deeper down the rabbit hole into the sweet oblivion of attention that can only be gained from shitposting about torbjorn at 12 in the morning
our lives are short. i’m here to make an impression, even if that impression is only those few days in 2017 you couldn’t get the thought of torbjorn’s panty jorts out of your head. people take notice of the absurdity and hold onto it; it’s a win win. i crave attention, and people as a whole crave some sort of out-there humor to pull them away from the mundane torpidity of everyday life.
in a sense, torbposting is liberation for the masses with the potential and power to become addictive. some time in the future, when companies crack down on content being shared and public distribution of fan content is illegal, people meet in dark back alleys to buy and sell. three nsfw torbjorn memes for a custom tooled fallout UK meme. ten of those for a disney vine compilation, and so forth.
i have a dream. i have a vision. i see it in every waking moment, and every passing sleep. do you?