#stedancy

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Describe a scene from Stranger Things using only scenes from Friends. Is this a challenge? I think so!

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I’ve just discovered the ship Edancy (and Stedancy) and now I’m obsessed

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I knew there was something familiar about this scene. She leaned into the way Eddie did. Unambiguous sign of true love. . .❤️

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Nancy to Steve: We need to need to keep an eye on Eddie at all costs. Make sure those assholes don't come after him again.

Eddie: *scoffs* It's not like you can follow me everywhere I go. I mean, what are you going to do? Crawl into bed with me?

Steve and Nancy turned to look at him.

Later. . .

Eddie was wedged between Nancy and Steve in his new bed. Nancy's shotgun was underneath his side while Steve’s bat lay under his side of the bed. Their arms were draped over him protectively. Eddie's eyes were soft and wide.

Eddie: *whispers as he's falling asleep* I feel so safe. . .my paladins.

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No, Nancy's not perfect for instance when Dustin flashed those puppy dog eyes of his and asked if she could teach him to shoot, she didn't think anything would go wrong. Of course, Eddie and Steve had to witness the disaster. . .No one expected Steve to get shot in the ass.

Dustin: *crying* I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!

Eddie: *shrieking* NOT THE ASS!

Steve: Jesus, I think it was just a graze.

Nancy: *taking the gun from Dustin* Never again.

Dustin: *sniffling* Yeah, that's fair.

Eddie: OH GOD!

Steve: It's a GRAZE, Eddie!

Nancy: And yet, it's tragic. . .if only he had a boyfriend and a girlfriend to take care of him.

Eddie: *grinning wickedly* We're his boyfriend and girlfriend.

Eddie got the first aid kit out of Dustin's backpack and pulled out some gauze.

Nancy: Drop your pants, big boy.

Eddie: *hissing like a goose* Hey! I call him that!

Dustin: This feels like it's going to get gross. . .

Nancy and Eddie positioned Steve against the tree, yanking his pants down. Dustin shrieked and slapped a hand over his eyes.

Nancy: Such a shame we have to look at it.

Eddie: *cackling* And touch it.

Steve: I AM bleeding here!

Dustin: For so many reasons, I am never touching or looking at a gun again.

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Nancy: *internally* Don't think about where my ex-boyfriend's hand might be. Focus. There's serious shit going on. . .but where else could his hand possibly be?. . . Steve in Eddie's vest, wearing nothing but Eddie's vest while he caresses Eddie's ass. . .FOCUS.

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Steve was taking a shower when Nancy came over with bat!Eddie. He discovered how to make himself small but has yet to figure out how to make himself big again. Nancy knocked on the bathroom door.

Nancy: Steve?

Steve: Oh, thank God, I was about to get out. I forgot the new loofah downstairs, can you please get it for me?

Nancy looked down at Eddie, sitting in the palm of her hand and she smiled. Eddie squeaked with excitement, as though he knew what she was thinking.

Nancy: *smirking* I got it right here.

She walked into the bathroom and set Eddie into Steve’s outstretched hand. She watched as Steve pulled Eddie into the shower with him.

Steve: Nancy! This isn't the loofah! This is our boyfriend! While he makes a cute looking one - *MUAH*- he makes a terrible one to use especially with his claws and wings. Yeah, good thing, though, he's going to need a good scrub, he's got a squished blueberry in his hair.

Nancy: Eddie! Those blueberries in my purse were for later!

Eddie's squeaking got louder, not at Nancy's words but at having to take a shower.

Steve: Hold still!

Nancy: Really, you want to miss out on Steve being soaped up and wet? *silence* Yeah, that's what I thought.

BANG!

Eddie: I'M BIG AGAIN!

Steve: OW!

Nancy: *laughing* Well, that's two ways to do that. . .

Eddie: Ha!

Steve: *groans*

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Pre-season 4, maybe season 4 au-ish.

Jason and his friends are assholes but imagine if there were jocks who finally found the courage to stand up to those assholes and reveal that they actually like Eddie.

"He's not afraid to be himself!" One would say.

"He gives those kids a place to belong!" Another would say as they mutter in agreement.

"Dungeons and Dragons is just a game like basketball!"

"Yeah!" They agreed.

"And he's actually pretty fucking gorgeous!"

"Yeah - wait, what?"

"You don't think so?"

"You know, now that you mention it - yeah, he is pretty. It's his eyes."

"No, man, it's his hands. He's got great hands."

"No, no, no. It's his lips."

"His hips, definitely his hips."

"No, man, it's soul. It's so fucking beautiful."

"What the hell is happening?" Jason scowled.

"I like the way that he somehow reminds me that I like men and women."

"He makes me question my gender," one cheerleader said.

"These freaks are gay for the Freak!" Andy scowled.

"Damn straight, we are!"

"I don't know, I think they might have a point," Connor said, shoving his hands in his pocket.

"You're supposed to be on our side, Connor!" Jason spat.

Suddenly, it wasn't just the jocks. The cheerleaders started chiming in as well. Eddie, in the middle of it all, in the middle of cafeteria, witnessed it all.

"What the fuck is this?!" Eddie shrieked and then he stood up on the cafeteria table. "You don't have to but - raise your fucking hand if you secretly thought I was hot but were too afraid to say anything because of Carver?! . . . One, two, three - THAT'S A LOT OF HANDS! - JEFF?!"

"Chrissy! Put your hand down!" Jason told his girlfriend.

"I don't think I will!" Chrissy said cheerfully and then flipped Jason off.

"NANCY WHEELER?!" Eddie shrieked.

"I have eyes, don't I?" Nancy asked.

"OTHER WHEELER?!"

"Dude, you have the same type in men as your sister," Dustin laughed.

"Ew, gross, Dustin!" Mike scowled.

"BUCKLEY, WHY IS YOUR HAND IN THE AIR?"

"Oh, no, this isn't for me. I went to the payphone and updated Steve," Robin said. "He said to raise my hand for him."

"Well, tell Steve to get in line. I call dibs," Chrissy said.

"You can't just call dibs on a person," Mike scowled.

"And you're way too young for him," Chrissy said. "Don't you have a girlfriend?"

"Don't you have a boyfriend?" Mike asked.

"Jason, babe, I don't think this is going to work with us," Chrissy said.

"You're dead meat, Munson!" Jason yelled.

"You know, I think I'm just going to - " Eddie said.

He managed to grab his stuff and run out of the cafeteria. The last thing he saw was the entire cafeteria blocking Jason's path to him. He drove all the way home and burst through the door of the trailer, startling Wayne. Eddie leaned against the front door, breathing heavily.

"Boy, you're home early. They messing with you again?" Wayne scowled.

"It's worse than I thought," Eddie gasped. "They're all secretly in love with me. . .I DON'T HAVE A FEVER, UNCLE WAYNE!"

"Lord. . .tell me everything. . ."

"I just wanted to fucking eat lunch. . ."