#steddie thoughts

[tiredguarddog]

what if Separate Ways by Journey that plays towards the end of s4 was a warning for steddies ☹️😔

(i am grasping for steddie content. walk with me-)

[tiredguarddog]

just watched a steddie edit to -I'll believe in anything-

oooghh my heart HURTS. OHMYGOD. 🥺 i need to do box breathing and get my heart rate back down after that one jfc MY BABAS MY DOOMED LOVERS THEY DESERVED THE WORLD WITHIN EACH OTHER IM MAD 😖

[fuctacles]

Saw two little Ewoks walking around and I present to you single dad Steve parading his toddlers in Ewok onesies.

Local nerd sipping his morning coffee on a patio takes the most cartoonish spit take as they walk by. Has he ever said he'll never want kids? Well, that was before he knew that they come in cute little costumes and with a hot dad bonus.

[fuctacles]

Number 3 for WIP weekend! Happy New Year!

hrghr thank you happy new year to you too

Number three was an ideas dump, here's one of them:

Corroded Coffin hosting a vampire themed blood donation event. Steve is one of the nurses who draw the blood, and he sends Eddie into a hydration corner - a cozy space designated to sit down and drink a bottle of water before getting stabbed with a needle. Eddie is a little charmed and a lot annoyed at being treated like an unruly kid. 

[steve-loves-eddie]

don’t get me wrong.

Joseph as George Harrison is scrumdillyumpcious like I want to do many unspeakable things.

BUT I just know I KNOW Eddie would fucking freak THE FUCK out if he heard people comparing him to a Beatle. Mans would have an extensional CRISIS if he heard that people thought he was OR just looked remotely like George Harrison

and lowkey i’m living for it. I would love to see that hissy fit, and then Steve being like hey at least you’re being compared to a hot Beatle… 

Ok ok I hear you….

But let me pose this:

He’d initially be horrified, picturing at first the mop-tops that took over the world in 1964, and the suits, and the clean image, and the pop music. But. BUT. Then he remembers their drug phase. The hippy look. The long hair and beards and how much cooler they were. And let’s give credit where credit is due - George Harrison is one of the most legendary guitar players of all time. So the comparison isn’t all bad, right?

And you’re absolutely correct, Steve would fully bring him on board by saying he always thought George was the hottest Beatle.

[fuctacles]

Ok so, sex ed teacher Steve. He wants to cover all the bases, including the gay ones, so he goes to the only gay dude he knows - Eddie Munson.

He's like, I did all the research so you don't have to do my job but please let me know if I'm off anywhere, and sits Eddie down to be his trial audience for the gay sex lecture.

He's so earnest Eddie doesn't have the heart to tell him he's not gay.

But after the long and detailed description of anal sex and the banana + condom demonstration, he's not so sure if it's the truth anymore.

[fuctacles]

Wrestlers King Steve and The Freak, playing up into their stereotypes and often being put against each other. The audience loves their completely childish arguments and fights. After one of those, when King Steve is fuming over a loss, he say the camera:

"Hey, Freak! If you're gonna grab my dick, at least buy me a dinner first!"

When he shows up to their next fight, there's a whole candlelit dinner on the ring and Eddie is wearing a suit. 

(They've been secretly dating for forever.)

[fuctacles]

i saw a post about a guy who forgot that elevators have cameras and have been flexing and hyping himself up in the mirror on his way to his floor until someone from security made a joke about it. i can't find it now but,

Office worker Steve checking if his ass looks good in his jeans, maybe doing his morning affirmations and silly faces in the elevator mirror everyday. And Eddie from security approaching him one day to tell him that yes, his ass does look good, congratulate him on finally nailing down flossing, and thank him for keeping Eddie entertained at work.