Nov 23, 2019
“If Petal hates Pearl for getting put in the position to be mom’s pearl, then... she should hate me for being the reason mom’s gone. Right?”
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“If Petal hates Pearl for getting put in the position to be mom’s pearl, then... she should hate me for being the reason mom’s gone. Right?”
the grumpy old men retiring to hawaii
Look, I totally love the idea of Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes deciding to “retire” in Hawaii - probably for all of two or three months until Shit Happens and the Super Soldier Boyfriends need to suit up for Avenger-ing but they DESERVE their vacation/honeymoon time amirite?
So imagine the boys in Hawaii and basically getting their tans on except Super Soldier Serum does not prevent Irish pale skin from getting SUNBURN so sunblock with the highest SPF possible is the first thing they buy.
Also, Steve gets freckles on his shoulders and Bucky is TOTALLY entertained by the fact that he can kiss each one (or so he claims).
So it’s sun and surf and swimming and enjoying themselves and they’re totally waiting for the Rest of the Gang to show up because Avengers deserve their Vacation Time too.
But in the meantime, Bucky is good and determined to make sure Steve keeps out of trouble.
Except Steve Rogers meets Steve McGarrett.
And Bucky Barnes finds out about his great-nephew Danny Williams, partner and husband to one Super SEAL.
Hilarity (and explosions) ensue.
And then Natasha and Wanda get to become BFF’s with Kono.
Abandon all hope.
Water flows under the bridge Let it pass, let it go There's no good reason that you should believe me Not yet, I know, but Someday and soon I'll make you proud of your boy Though I can't make myself taller Or smarter or handsome or wise I'll do my best, what else can I do ? Since I wasn't born perfect like Dad or you Mom, I will try to Try hard to make you Proud of your boy
We could've a threesome with Dark, damn u
>w> neber! *sprays with water*
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“I thought you would enjoy a gun show.”
I choose to believe that Comics!Steve Rogers and Namor's "friends-with-benefits" arrangement only happens when Steve and Tony are currently on the outs. Everyone close to Steve kinda rolls their eyes but they hold back the "STEEB BABY NO WATER U DOING OMG U CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT" commentary because Steve is already aware of all this and sometimes, he just needs the "benefits" without any hassle. Namor holds out the hope that he can eventually make Steve his Imperial Consort, especially when he pushes through with his Grand Plan to Take Over the World - MWA HA HA HA(tm). Steve Rogers would truly be splendid wearing the Consort's Pearl Crown, which, mind you, was made with the most exquisite black pearls.
Me, My Comics Headcanon and I, because I am still hysterical over all those Namor posts I found
HOLY SHIT
I think it’s only in issue 4 when Steve realizes to start throwing the shield. lol, STEVE YOU ARE SO SILLY...YOU’VE HAD THIS SHIELD FOR ALMOST 3 WHOLE ISSUES!
kinda wanna punch him in the face. kinda wanna suck his dick.