hi everyone ! it’s koa sliding onto your dashes again , but this time with mr . christopher cullen ! he is my mega ambitious son in comparison to araminta , and he’s honestly a giant mess but he’s trying his very best to achieve everything he wants in life . he’s working on some demons that he’s trying his best to deal with , but that’s all you’re gonna get him me ! so without further ado , here’s christopher !
statistics .
FULL NAME : christopher patrick bartholomew cullen .
NICKNAME(S) : chris , topher , and toffie ( by his little sisters only ) .
BIRTHDATE / AGE : september 15th , 1998 / 21 .
ZODIAC : virgo .
HOMETOWN : darien , connecticut .
GENDER : cis male .
NATIONALITY : american .
ETHNICITY : white caucasian .
HEIGHT : 5′9″ .
LABEL(S) : the lothario , the zealous , and the connard .
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION : biromantic .
SEXUAL ORIENTATION : bisexual .
OCCUPATION : political science student at steinhardt university .
HOUSING : clemson hall , single room .
LANGUAGES SPOKEN : english , latin , and conversational spanish .
POSITIVES : desirous , spellbinding , ingenuous , nonpartisan , and authentic .
NEGATIVES : worrisome , machiavellian , cocksure , unsympathetic , and narcissistic .
background .
patrick cullen was a wide eyed and bushy tailed first year law student who knew he wanted to make a change in the world . from the get go , he knew that he wanted to be a criminal defense attorney as he was not a rich kid by far and saw that there needed to be a change in the american justice system . it wasn’t easy for him by far , and he was the student who needed to work throughout college in order to make ends meet , but he wasn’t going to let that deter him from his goals . during his first year in law school was when he met a political science graduate student named stephanie daniels .
stephanie was made up of unruly blonde curls and an australian accent , but she’ll still debate you until she’s blue in the face . coming from a wealthy family , stephanie found herself constantly being told one of two things : she’d either be the perfect housewife or the perfect mother . determined to change that narrative , stephanie went through college with the best grades and she was not idle to being interrupted by the men who attempted to speak over her . stephanie is a woman who knew what she wanted and she was determined to get it .
so , when she met patrick at a party she told herself she wasn’t going to attend , their worlds flipped on their heads , but in the best way possible . their first date was filled with gentle laughter and it wasn’t at the fanciest restaurant in town , but they enjoyed themselves nonetheless . despite their major differences , the couple managed to make it work and following two years of dating and engagement , patrick and stephanie married . despite patrick coming from a poor background , there was never a reason for the two to not be together -- it was evident with the way that they looked at one another from the moment they met .
as the years passed , patrick found himself working at a law office while quickly rising in the ranks while stephanie ran for city council . during that same year , patrick and stephanie welcomed their first child , a sweet baby boy named christopher . their son was the apple of their eye , and they absolutely loved having him in their lives . from the get go , christopher had always been around his parents and around their political ties . christopher was always found attaching himself to his parents’ pant leg as they worked to provide him the life that he had in darien , connecticut .
more years passed , and their world changes again as stephanie is elected as congresswoman for the state of connecticut . for christopher , who was ten at the time he saw the world change for the first time since his parents were now in the public eye and there was suddenly security detail around their home . christopher while growing up , though , found that this was exactly what he wanted out of life , as weird as they may sound . he liked what his mom did , and he liked seeing what his father do with ensuring that the justice system was held accountable for their actions .
when christopher was in middle school , not only did his parents welcome his younger twin sisters cassandra and courtney , but this was when he started his development into someday becoming a president . middle school was when he began joining student organizations and even developed his love for lacrosse . during high school , christopher continued with lacrosse as midfielder and was elected as student body president during his sophomore year . he knew from the get go that he wanted to be someone who made major differences , so while he’s making his way to someday being mr . president , for now he was more focused on ensuring a place at a college .
he was accepted into steinhardt during his fall semester in high school considering the fact that he did early admission . since starting at steinhardt , christopher has always been a student was was very involved on campus so a lot of people know his face . despite coming from a wealthy background , christopher works as a manager at the student center on top of being the student association treasurer and on the lacrosse team .
headcanons .
wants to be president of the united states someday and is wildly salty that he’s not president of the student association all because he missed the application deadline . he is ... fine with being treasurer , but will complain because that’s really what he’s good at .
he’s on the lacrosse team and plays the position of midfielder . he’s in the classics club and honestly ... he only ever learned latin because it made sense to his parents so now he knows a dead language that only ever works when he’s reading difficult books or traveling !
has his driver’s license but he doesn’t really drive . he’ll get an uber if he needs to go far distances , but he likes being able to walk places since his dorm isn’t far from different campus locations .
topher spends most of his time outside of his dorm , and usually doesn’t get back until late at night . his days start really early for training and practice , then he has classes pretty much all day and he likes to study right after . of course , he has his student association meetings and then he goes to the gym so he probably only gets a wink of sleep before he starts all over again .
he doesn’t like leaving his apart without being put together , and it mostly stems from being a congresswoman’s son ! his style is mostly made up of chinos , long coats , turtlenecks , chunky sneakers , and a gucci belt to flex .
he can make people worry about him sometimes ? and it’s mostly because he will literally go days without answering phone calls or texts , but then he’ll pop back up like nothing ever happened . he really does hate how much he’ll make people worry about him sometimes , but that’s the d*pression doing all the talking .
personality .
since he has really big ambitions for himself , christopher can be really overbearing at times . he hates when things don’t work out for him and he really hates when people try to overstep . he definitely is the guy who takes over group projects and assigns people a part because he wants things to work as smoothly as they can . he can be pretty charming as explained by his aesthetics : he’s mastered the art of having a faux conversation with someone so sometimes he might not be truly listening . he’s getting the important parts and then that’s what he works off of . he’s not that way with his friends , though . i can promise you that . he’s the most chaotic boy on the entire planet and will definitely find a way to ruin your life if he wanted to . despite all of that , though he’s a jock at heart ! when he’s with his friends he can be really laid back and all about enjoying himself in the now .
desired relations .
as always , give me the angsty things ! i feel that topher has probably burned some bridges throughout his years in college , so i could definitely see him having some angsty platonic or romantic plots .
for specific plots , i’d love for him to have his best friend ! the person who really knows him the best and can tell when he’s truly dealing with something . topher’s a crier because toxic masculinity is not a thing ‘round these parts , so get ready for him to show up being a soft boy .
i’m really feeling a one night stand with some substance ? like yeah , they have their fun together but they don’t pretend to not know each other in public ( unless they have like a fierce rivalry going on or something ) so they probs tend to be a little like confidants at times but it’s still them having fun !
give me a plot where they full on hate each other . no lingering feelings , no soft moments -- give me a full bred spicy hate ship that literally gets your blood pumping . it’s all i want in life , thank u .
something soft ? something really sweet and enough to make my freaking teeth rot ? could either be a boyfriend or girlfriend thing or i don’t know something literally anything just give me the softness that i’ve been craving for my boy . taken by kelsey .
