SHIP MEME: Elvenstar otp
@stellaxlucere | Ultimate Ship Meme
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General:
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How long will they last? - They’re both immortal, so until the end of time.
How quickly did they fall in love? - It took Thranduil centuries before he even considered reciprocating her feelings. So a very long time. He’s lucky Hoku’s that patient.
How was their first kiss? - It was a little...clumsy, I think. Thranduil was out of practice.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Thranduil. He’s traditional like that.
Who is the best man? - Legolas.
Who is the bride’s maid? - Tauriel. Hoku’s sisters would have come if they could, but they lived really, REALLY far away.
Who did the most planning? - Hoku. Thranduil had other things to focus on.
Who stressed the most? - Thranduil. Because he wasn’t there to plan.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Kate and William wish they were this big. Let’s be real. Thranduil is a king. If he is known for his taste in wine, he should also be known for his taste in luxurious items.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Orcs. Wargs. Basically anything and anyone connected to Sauron.
Sex:
Who is on top? - Usually it’s Thranduil. But sometimes he lets her take control to keep things from being repetitive.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Hoku. Usually by trying to distract him from whatever he’s doing. It works most of the time.
How healthy is their sex life? - 9. They have seven kids. I’d say that’s a damn healthy sex life right there.
How kinky are they? - Might try some butt stuff and toys. Thranduil’s experimental, but he makes sure Hoku’s comfortable with whatever they’re doing.
How long do they normally last? - That really depends if either of them has something to do the next day.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Sometimes, yes. Most of the time they don’t keep track.
How rough are they in bed? - The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Seven.
How many children will they adopt? - ....that’s something they haven’t discussed yet. But I see Hoku ‘adopting’ most stray animals she and Kalapana find.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Thranduil. Because he can’t change them fast enough.
Who is the stricter parent? - Thranduil.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Thranduil. Especially when he knows Legolas is in charge of watching over his younger sisters.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Hoku.
Who is the more loved parent? - They’re loved equally, but the youngest is an obvious daddy’s girl.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Hoku. Most of the time, Thranduil has the tutors report to him.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Hoku.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - They both will. Nobody accuses their precious babies and gets away with it.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - HOKU.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Thranduil. He has very particular tastes.
Who does the grocery shopping? - They don’t have grocery stores, but Hoku is usually the one who picks the fruit and vegetables in the royal gardens.
How often do they bake desserts? - Everyday.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Salad eater. But Hoku is a meat lover by birth, so he tries to consider her natural diet.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Thranduil. Except it doesn’t end up as planned.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Hoku. Most likely after the surprise anniversary dinner ended in disaster.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - THRANDUIL.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Hoku. It irritates him sometimes because they have servants to do that for her.
Who is really against chores? - Thranduil. He doesn’t have time for those.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Whoever owns said pet.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Thranduil.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - ....neither? I’m sure they plan in advance if they know guests are coming.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Hoku. Thranduil tends to leave jewels everywhere.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - They take baths together so...the both of them.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They don’t have a dog. YET.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Just once. But very extravagantly.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Be married for centuries and still look at each other like newlyweds.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - When left unsupervised, Thranduil.
Who plays the most pranks? - They both do.