rating losers club ships again
richie tozier edition
(aka do i dislike any richie ships?)
reddie (eddie x richie)
1000/10
the obvious choice. how can you not love some chaotic doomed yaoi? also in the book they are literally perfect together.
bevichie (bev x richie)
100/10
i’ve suddenly become obsessed with the two of them in a polycule. i don’t think i would like them in a monogamous relationship though. but idk i think they are cute and would be an awesome couple to know at a party.
stozier (stan x richie)
8/10
like i said in my stan version of these. i love them i just think stan would be driven bonkers with him.
bichie (bill x richie)
7/10 for films adaptations
100/10 for the novel
in the film i feel like there isn’t as much chemistry between them, but in the book i think they are so fucking cute together. like when they are kids and they have their moments first looking at georgie’s album and then again at neibolt idk they worked really well together and have a strong connection. and then when they are older i mostly just think they are funny together. but also when georgie’s voice comes through the radio and bill is like frozen bc of it, but richie just turns off the radio and says ‘rock n roll in the a
stick really sucks’ like idk i feel like richie’s way of handling that was so sweet. and gosh the ritual of chud with them as adults kills me, mostly bc i love richie’s character in that moment, but i also love that moment with bill.
hanzier (mike x richie)
7.5/10 (qpr prob)
two words:
smoke hole
also idk i could see them being cute. also in the book when mike is about to call him and he talks about how badly he wants to see richie is sweet.
benchie (ben x richie)
4/10
it’s fine.. i don’t hate it but i don’t like it
billverie (bill x bev x richie)
9/10
idk i think it’s pretty stinkin’ cute, but like both of them dating richie but not bill and bev dating eachother. i’m not a billverly fan.
stenbroughzier (bill x stan x richie)
9/10
they are fucking cute, man! idk what else to say. i think maybe bill could like send stan and richie in different areas of their house or something if richie starts making stan crazy. bill could also lighten the mood.
