#sterek things

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My skin is clear, my bank account has money in it, my crops are watered, STEREK IS ETERNAL. 

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AU where Stiles is an undercover FBI agent who's supposed to be taking down some Irish mob and Derek is an undercover cop who's doing the same thing. 

Except neither of them know that the other is also law enforcement. They fall for each other so hard and Stiles keeps thing about how bad it's going to suck when they finally take them down because then he won't have Derek anymore. And Derek is heart broken that someone as amazing as Paddy (Stiles undercover name because) is on the wrong side of this.

Stiles almost warns Derek about the FBI/Boston PD raid.

Derek nearly pulls Stiles out when he runs out the back door in an ‘attempt to escape’ the raid. 

It isn’t until Derek sees one of the FBI guys uncuffing Stiles at the station and handing him a badge and gun that Derek realized that Stiles was also undercover. 

Stiles knew before Derek because he asked his partner if Derek McHale had a record and Erica had just laughed and told him Derek was Boston PD.

They end up making out in the locker room until Captain Boyd comes in and tells them to break it up. They do, but only until they get to Derek’s apartment. 

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Detective Stiles Stilinski gets called to the National Zoo in D.C. because a couple drunk tourists have broken into the giraffe enclosure. It isn’t something he’d usually have to deal with, but they’re short staffed this week and he’d never pass up a trip to the zoo. 

By the time he gets there zoo security has it taken care of and Officer Miller has them cuffed. Stiles has Miller take them in and he sticks around to get witness statements.

That’s how Stiles meets the most beautiful man he’s ever seen. 

Derek Hale is a doctor of animal behavior and pretty high up in the zoo hierarchy, he’s also perfect. From his beard to his smile to his excitement when he talks about his job, Stiles is hooked. 

He might end up talking with Derek for thirty minutes longer than necessary, but who could blame him? Derek gave him a great statement for the case, even though they don’t really need many statements since there were cameras and they have the trespassers in custody already. 

But Stiles can’t ask Derek out while he’s on duty, that isn’t professional and Stiles is actually incredibly professional. He figures he’ll just forever be in love with the idea of Derek. 

So he finished taking statements and he gives a few people is card so they can call him if they remember anything else. When he gets back to the precinct he types up the witness statements and then gets ready to head out for the day. 

Before he leaves his phone rings. Stiles almost doesn’t answer because he just wants to be home on his couch with his cat pining over a guy he barely knows and will likely never see again. 

“It might have been in my head, but I feel like we had a connection and I haven’t laughed that much since I moved to D.C. last year,” Derek said after Stiles answered, “I’m guessing you can’t ask someone out while you’re on the clock.”

“That’s correct,” Stiles said, biting back a smile while Officer Miller gave him a knowing look. Stiles made sure the captain wasn’t around before flipping her off. 

“Well when are you off duty?” 

Stiles looked down at his watch, “Thirty seconds ago.”

“Want to grab dinner?” Derek asked, sounding nervous.

“Do you like barbecue?” Stiles asked, putting his jacket on while he spoke.

“Sure do.”

“Meet me at at Pete's Barbecue in an hour?” Stiles said. 

They ended up talking for hours. It turned out that Stiles was into more than just the idea of Derek. They had a ton in common, from a love of Star Wars to being west coast guys trying to make it on the east coast.

By the time Stiles kissed Derek goodnight outside of Derek’s apartment that night he had decided he was going to marry him. 

Spoiler alert: He does.

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In another life.... 

In another life Stiles rolled over and the bed was still warm from where Derek had been sleeping just minutes before. The house smells like coffee and he can hear Derek talking to the dog while he makes breakfast. 

In another life Derek throws his head back in a laugh when Officer Stiles Stilinski accidentally set his fire alarm off one night while making popcorn and offers to teach him some fire safety tips when he’s off duty.

In another life two grad students bond over their TA positions and how much extra work they have. Stiles ends up bringing Derek a coffee the next morning and the rest is history. 

In another life Stiles falls for the tattooed barista. It turns out he’s a writer and the tattoos are for his family that died. It turns out they both found each other when they needed someone the most.

In another life professional baseball player Derek Hale ends up falling for a up and coming ESPN reporter. When he retires 15 years later he’s happily married to him and they cohost a new show for the network. 

In another life.

In another life they’re happy. In another life Derek stayed. In another life there are no werewolves and no dead family members. 

In another life Derek wakes to the sound of laughter and tiny feet. 

In another life Stiles catches a serial killer and goes home to his bearded husband making him dinner. 

In another life.

In another life.

But not in this life... at least not yet. 

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idk if i can do this but i was looking at sterek posts on ur blog and i saw this quote, "I just really need someone to look after Derek, okay?" and idk why but i just pictured a fic where some family member of Derek's dies but leaves a letter to Stiles in acknowledgement to their knowledge of derek liking stiles and just that quote being in the letter ;3;

This sounds like Derek Hale's Possible Heart by MellytheHun/ @loserchildhotpants

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“Derek, pizzas here,” Stiles called from the kitchen, setting the boxes on the counter.

Derek didn’t reply and didn’t join him, so Stiles poked his head into the living room. Derek was sitting stock still with Stiles’ cat Purrito on his lap and Stiles’ dog Oreo on his feet.

“I can’t move,” Derek whispered, like speaking would scare them off. 

“I’ll bring your food here,” Stiles said with a laugh, kissing Derek on the top of the head before going to grab the pizza. 

At least the cat had stopped trying to bite Derek’s face off every time he came over, they were making progress. 

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Besides the reverse bang do you know of any other sterek events for 2017?

October will have @sterekweek2016 

There’s a new event coming in May ( @sterek-bingo ), which should be a ton of fun. 

There also might be a Sterek event hosted by @sterekwriters network that I haven’t seen yet (they did summer bingo last year).

The @sterek-big-bang​ may be happening soon-ish, I think sign ups for that last year started in May

I also remember @eternalstereksecretsanta mentioning they were thinking about doing an exchange later this year. 

If anyone else knows about any Sterek events feel free to holler!

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Hey there! I'm an artist participating for the first time in a Sterek event. As a writer what sorts of imagery would be inspirational to you?

Hi! First of all congrats on participating in your first Sterek event!!

I think that for me the most inspiring imagery has a something eye catching that can inspire me. 

Stiles with a big tattoo? Inspires meDerek wearing a suit and looking dapper, inspiring.Stiles and Derek in front of a cool place or background, inspires me.

I’m not sure this was helpful, but good luck!