#steve stop

[notspidermaneither]

Bucky: Pick your battles. Pick... Pick fewer battles than that Put some battles back. That's too many.

Steve, frantically trying to hold onto his armload of battles, battles falling out of his pockets: NO I need ALL of these battles

[pattiluboneme]

so obviously I listened to the sondheim/patti radio interview and.... steve stop roasting patti

[avengers-having-fun]

[dropping Peter off at a party]

Steve: Alright, well go have fun or what you kids call it nowadays 'Get Turnt'

Peter: Ohmygod no

Steve: The party's gonna be 'Lit, fam'

Peter: Pls stop

[incorrectcdfquotes]

Darren: Why are you such a megabitch?

Steve: Because I can be.

[melodystardust]

The Avengers, The Guardians, and Peter Parker: we need a plan that is fool-proof. a plan that requires teamwork and helping each other out. anyone got any ideas?

Steve Rogers, literally about to fight Thanos by himself with his bare frick frackin hands: oh, haven’t you heard?

[deimosluna-blog]

BUCK. DO YOU REMEMBER ME BUCK?

BUCK

[captain-outoftime]

Ever since I saw that damn sliver tongue anon, I can't stop thinking about having that tongue between my — You know what, I'm gonna go now. *sigh* *Waves and awkwardly leaves*

“Oh. Oh. Um. Yeah, no I getcha. I...sympathize. A lot. Like, twice last night.” 

[secondhandmaus]

I got no plans tomorrow night also known as the moment i yelled hella gay