Steve: One time when I was a kid, someone asked me if I was going to be a lawyer like my dad when I grew up.
Steve: I said no. I was going to be-
Robin: A ninja
Steve: Right. The dream job.
Steve: But my dad got mad at me and grounded me for being childish.
Steve: He gave me my allowance back when I agreed to go to law school.
Steve: Jokes on him though. I work at a video rental now.
Steve: High-five. *holds hand up*
Robin:
Robin: I should be allowed to beat your dad to death with a hammer.










