Tony thinks he’s the big spoon. He is not the big spoon.
favorite non-sexual activity:
Tony builds things in his workshop while Steve paints and draws and growls if Tony tries to use is brushes for anything engineering-related.
who uses all the hot water:
This is not an issue in a Tony Stark-designed building.
most trivial thing they fight over:
Pizza toppings. Tony thinks there’s no such thing as ‘too much pepperoni’. Steve disagrees.
who does most of the cleaning:
That’s what bots are for. Steve isn’t sure how he feels about that.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
Steve. He’s got a lot of catching up to do and Tony has three modes: working, horny, sleeping. None of those mods including watching TV.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
Steve. Tony fixes heat for blow jobs.
who leaves their stuff around:
Tony again. And again. AND AGAIN.
who remembers to buy the milk:
Steve. There’s a principal involved so JARVIS doesn’t get to order milk. If he has to live with bots cleaning up after him, he’s damn well going to be in charge of buying milk.
who remembers anniversaries:
Steve. They’re important to him. Tony does well if he remembers which day of the week it is, never mind whether it’s his birthday or their first-date-aversary.