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Now Complete! All I Want (AKA the Wangxian accidental mpreg AU fic)

All I Want (47042 words) by Selenay Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn Characters: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Mpreg, Post Holiday Romance, Consequences, Reunions, Idiots in Love, wangxian attempt to be sensible adults about it, they are very bad at it, Teacher Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Rating earned in later chapters, Handwavey Biology Summary:

Wei Ying leaned a little closer. "The conversation we're having right now is about how it turns out I'm a bearer and we weren't careful and I'm not expecting anything from you, but now that you're here you should know that I'm...ah...you know..."

"Pregnant," Lan Zhan said mechanically.

"Pregnant," Wei Ying agreed. "You knocked me up, Lan Zhan. Sorry."

#wangxian #mpreg #fic post #my fic

Shoutout to Nazgul, the 2yo Czechoslovakian wolfdog who ran onto the cross-country skiing course and across the finish line to the crowd's cheers.

No worries: He's a local pet, he's friendly, he didn't interfere with any athletes' results, and he was returned to his owners. Videos at the link. [X]

Nazgul, YOU are an Olympian!

saxifraga-x-urbium

bedford borough council's soc med person has had it with maggie tyers

elodieunderglass

I’m not going to get over this easily. Among the responsibilities of the Bedford Borough Council are

rubbish bins,

parking permits,

council tax, and

the placement of foster children

Within the county of Bedfordshire, England, UK.

Not listed among their responsibilities:

the creation, positioning, professional conduct, ongoing maintenance and estate costs, and scheduling of the fucking Moon

gallusrostromegalus

Yeah if someone wants to complain about the effects of the moon on the Christian Calendar, your best bet is taking it up with the Archbishop of Orlando, Florida and also The Moon* *Due to a canon law that says "any newly discovered territory would fall under the bishopric** from whence the discovering expedition departed." ** The current Archbishop John Noonan probably isn't going to be much help because he "Does not consider himself archbishop of the moon", but the paperwork still says he is, and also technically in charge of the International Space Station***, which also launched from his Diocese. ***I don't think the astronauts are going to assist this individual much either.

the-lady-of-the-blue

Xiao Zhan for the Beijing TV Chinese New Year gala

#xiao zhan

importantcatpics

talos-stims

trying to groom her brother | source

sky665

timidsketch

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

roolsilver

If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper

accio-victuuri

xiao zhan - BRTV weibo update

Xiao Zhan's stage photos from the Beijing TV Spring Festival Gala performance of "Year After Year". Tune in to the #BeijingTVSpringFestivalGala#

#xiao zhan

catasters

boltlightning

Shouldn't you be clapping me in irons? / Too much paperwork. MISS FISHER'S MURDER MYSTERIES (2012–2015) — 1x03 "The Green Mill Murder"

trilliath

This is such a critical scene for them and tbh it has so little to do with the flirtation itself and everything to do with gifs 3 and 4.

Phryne, with gallows-humor glibness, is very specifically pointing out that her behavior is not the reckless self-indulgence of the idle rich but very much a deliberate and cogent response to the experience of surviving serving in the front lines of a world war where modern machine guns and chemical warfare gave even more stark clarity to the senselessness and cruelty and exploitativeness of war and nationalism and authoritarianism.

And Jack is going - you're right. We have admittedly chosen to respond to Surviving That Shit slightly differently, but perhaps less differently than outward appearances might first suggest. We each have our own methods and principles, but you are right that we are not very different at all, underneath, and for very good reasons.

And also yes eating out of her hand like that is incredibly hot too, yes there's definite commentary to be had on gender roles and dominance etc. but it's easy to get distracted by how good Nathan looks in that scene with those damned eyes eating off that fork, when the real critical moment is just before when he looks so old and weary as he understands what she's saying and doing... and then visibly realigns and comes alive again because he too survived and by god neither of them are going to let the bastards grind them down.

Basically in this scene Phryne says - I need you to see me, and I need you to remember to see yourself, and Jack does. And I just think that's really neat.

#miss fisher's murder mysteries