IS IT TOO LATE TO GET HCS OF ME OMG I LOVE THESE
Almost got hit by a car once
It turns out the driver was her mom
Had the chance to be on tv
When people burp, she says bless you
Gives Marlon Rando comments
Marlon Rando sksksk get it?? It's random, but I'm alluding to the actor
Wears big shirts that look like dresses on her
Accidentally touched a guys butt
Played it off by saying "good game"
Likes fried chicken bc of the crunch
When in doubt, sings the abc's
Can do a double back flip-kick jump on one of those walmart scooters
Can play the kazoo professionally
Almost drowned in a hot tub
Then she stood up and she was fine
Believes that a spirit named Stan is following her around
He tells lots of jokes, tho so it's all good
Tried to hide a bowling ball in her bag
If you boop her nose, she sneezes
Sucks helium out of balloons to make her voice high pitched
Measures inches with her thumb
Dropped a container of chicken at the store and cried
Told her crush that you could die if you get punched in the neck hard enough
He didn't talk to her much after that
Was a huge high school musical fan
So she has a random cardboard cutout of Zac Efron in the garage
Her teacher once blamed a fart on her
Almost got a (temporary) tattoo of Post Malone's face on her back
Isn't afraid to cry when watching sad movies
Just leave your kids alone. They're responsible....for the most part
Smacked her bestie with a cookie sheet bc she was scared
It was a late reaction though....
Broke a nail trying to open a box of matches
Keeps shoeboxes to make forts
Wants to live in a castle some day
