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[curlicuecal]

Packstuck!Dave: Do you miss your Bro? What about when you were younger... was he around much?

ps!Dave:  how can i miss him when he wont go away

ps!Jade:  dave!!

ps!Dave: what

dude literally has like feral packs of birds following me around

busting into my sleeping places leaving notes

im supposed to be the bird person here dude is harshing my deal

ps!Jade:  >:(

ps!Dave: ok fine i miss him sometimes

call me old fashioned but avian stalking details just feel so impersonal

where is the human touch

where is the meaningful eye contact

where is the soul

nm its in the bird i forgot next question

when i was younger the level of stalking was comparable but there were many less feathers involved

also mostly he skipped the stalking and just stared from across the table or the campfire or inn feeding trough or wherevs

near as i can tell my mom dropped me off as a baby and bro attempted to sew me to his side in some sort of horrific abomination of tailory from that day forth

[curlicuecal]

ShadowBound!Dirk: What do your colleagues think of Hal...? I imagine everyone is into studying extra-dimensional shadow stuff would geek out majorly at meeting him... Unless some of your colleagues also have weird shadows?

sb!Dirk: Well.  In a manner of speaking.

It’s not like it’s unheard of for someone to bond two or three entities that blend nicely into their neural setup; they just usually don’t do it on purpose.  Or quite so... extensively.  So Hal and I are sort of a proof-of-theory.  The theory was it would be a really stupid thing to do.  

...Yeah.

Anyway, you want unusual, look at Sollux.  He managed to bond two shadows, but they’re such different aspects they never really merged.  Or if they did, then his shadow-bro is enacting a very elaborate and dedicated 24/7 duality-kink complete with split personality.  Which, having met Captor, actually sounds surprisingly plausible.  

Long story short, brains are diverse, shadow-host symbioses are going to be just as diverse.  We get geeky over the physics, but we do actually try to remember that there are people attached to all the math and theories.  

It’s not nice to poke your labmates’ brainweird too hard. 

[curlicuecal]

Packstuck!Dave: So tell me… Does slick actually like anyone apart from Jade?

ps!Dave:  ha ha ha

no

i mean to be fair to the furmonster he doesnt actually get to be around people other than me and jade much what with the whole secret demon wolf thing

and then i guess theres the devil gifted bird person thing

and jades got her funny little moments

ok guess were all a bit undersocialized these days what can you do

oh but you know what sometimes slick finds people funny in the i wont kill you yet way 

does that count

[asukaskerian]

"what is your most sinful headcanon" "name ur politically correct ship that no one ever questions" for FF7! (or a fandom of your choosing if you're not feeling it haha)

haha yaayyyy ff7!

...and i really have trouble with the whole sinful thing, like, wow. what even counts as sinful anymore. shipping cloud/seph is a good start but really just the very start. there is such a stunning array of noncon possibilities available when one of them mindfucked the other into his personal meat puppet.

also i like the idea that zack and cloud had despair!sex while prisoners together. (before cloud went completely catatonic at least.) i mean dude they were living in those big glass tubes for five years, they totally fucked (and there was totally a scientist or three taking bored notes while they did it, too, probably. :( )

1. name ur politically correct ship that no one ever questions 

ok that’s def zack/aerith XD they’re just so cute and wholesome and tragic.

[asukaskerian]

I rec The Turn of the Story by Sarah Rees Brennan! It's a complete, novel-length ofic set in a fantasy world... kind of gen but kind of not at the same time...? Features m/m/f best-friend-nakama-ship 4 lyfe, romance sometimes included. When it wants to be funny it will leave you rolling on the floor with trope lamp shading and inverse tropes taken to extremes, and when it's tragic you will actually hurt inside and cry and wonder how the world can be so ironically cruel. I love this story a lot.

it’s the one with the elf lass and the secret dude harpy? i’ve read it already :(it is indeed very good but i was SO DISAPPOINTED when i realised she wasn’t setting up a delicious ot3 but just two dudes + a girl friend. the dynamics were SO good and then. let’s just have hate to love dudes. which i also love a lot! like, my fave dynmic for dude twosomes really. just... i had thought i was reading ot3. ;_;

[fifth-essence]

Rei Hiroe is my entire aesthetic / otaku life (source: japan-ssdyuk, eBay)

*mashes ‘pay it now’ button* shut up and take my money

[curlicuecal]

Hi Curlicue! I found this HUGE bug on the way back from work, just chilling on a tree trunk right next to a suuuuper busy footpath. Any idea what it is? It was about as long as my hand!

(I hope the image goes through, trying this from mobile =S)

whaaaat is that.  I really wish I could see more detail on the head; it looks like a couple different things mashed together.

Okay, having now consulted with 9 other entomologists, the consensus is mayyybe a just-molted cicada (the wings are rlly odd for a cicada tho, and the abdomen is a bit extended), but perhaps more likely some sort of moth, such as Cossidae, which are large and are somewhat cicada-like in body shape.  The wings still look pretty short to me, but maybe if they were extended out towards the side that is an illusion of the camera angle.

Our other consensus is that you should take more pictures.

[asukaskerian]

If it's still going, how about both Sorin and Heterodyne!Sorin for the meme?

… i feel like i should direct the second one at adiduck. hm. will consult.

Full Name: Sorin Petrescu(-Heterodyne)Gender and Sexuality: Male, gay as several balls.Pronouns: he/himEthnicity/Species: human, romanian Birthplace and Birthdate: Some Town in Romania that was Not Vulkanburg.Guilty Pleasures: ogling other dudes in the public baths .__.Phobias: what’s the opposite of wanderlust? not claustrophobia because he’s ok with small confined spaces and could handle them for a while but if he was locked inside a single town for a longer period of time he’d probably explode.What They Would Be Famous For: regularly traveling between towns without an escort (being a wrecking ball of a heterodyne)What They Would Get Arrested For: breaking the peace, civil disobedience, spying, breaking and entering, treasonOC You Ship Them With: veliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii veli veli veli. (also a bit lazar and klaus is not an oc but the mentor!crush is hilarious ok.) (also kinda rozalia in heterodyne!verse but mostly as a master/minion loyalty thing. also a friend’s oc called belphegor. um. yeah.)OC Most Likely To Murder Them: ROZALIA.Favorite Movie/Book Genre: romance .__.;;;Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: love triangles! they make him sad. :(Talents and/or Powers: can beat a sheet of metal flat in ten seconds, extremely developped upper body muscles. (spark version can bend the laws of nature because MAd SCIENCE, too.) can guilt anyone with a still partially-working conscience.Why Someone Might Love Them: earnest, cute, easily flustered, sincere, pretty friendlyWhy Someone Might Hate Them: bossy as hell, when he hits the WRATH point he can be terrifying, he sold their boss/parent/friend to the baron because of illegal shenanigans, he doesn’t enjoy happy yelling crowds and sports very much.How They Change: learns to own his inner bulldozer, learns not to guilt hen groping a boy butt.Why You Love Them: fluffy, destroyer of worlds. *_*