Packstuck!Dave: Do you miss your Bro? What about when you were younger... was he around much?
ps!Dave: how can i miss him when he wont go away
ps!Jade: dave!!
ps!Dave: what
dude literally has like feral packs of birds following me around
busting into my sleeping places leaving notes
im supposed to be the bird person here dude is harshing my deal
ps!Jade: >:(
ps!Dave: ok fine i miss him sometimes
call me old fashioned but avian stalking details just feel so impersonal
where is the human touch
where is the meaningful eye contact
where is the soul
nm its in the bird i forgot next question
when i was younger the level of stalking was comparable but there were many less feathers involved
also mostly he skipped the stalking and just stared from across the table or the campfire or inn feeding trough or wherevs
near as i can tell my mom dropped me off as a baby and bro attempted to sew me to his side in some sort of horrific abomination of tailory from that day forth














