My allergies may be chronic but my ass is iconic
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My allergies may be chronic but my ass is iconic
So Eli told Kat about the post before this, and Belle, who's making her 1st appearance, is gonna have story time with Ember
You might want to block @/deepestempathllamalawyer. She’s a furry 😟
@deepestempathllamalawyer blocked and reported
dude I thought my dog, Argos, went missing. we couldn’t find him in the backyard and this spurred a huge search.
this little shit in question here is what I thought went missing.
my sis and dad driving cars around the neighborhood while I advance into the night on foot with nothing more than my denial and my phone’s flashlight aiding me.
I check the storm drain by my house and two eyes peer at me. whatever owns them advances slowly and blinks. I feel like this will end with either rabies shots or a horror flick reveal, so I dip outta that shit and decide I will recheck my backyard just in case.
AND THEN—
THIS TINY HOLE AT THE BACK.
A LITTLE HEAD POPS OUT. TWO PERKED BEAGLE EARS EMERGE.
I am both so livid and relieved all I can do is stand there and gawk as my pudgy, elderly son SQUEEZES through this tiny space and then comes BARRELING toward me like a puppy, spinning and dancing on his toes just the same.
he is currently inside but the fucker is GROUNDED and I’m tempted to have a glass of my hard cider while I try to decompress with a hot bath.
glad you’re back, you bastard. but please don’t scare me like that again. 😭
Yoo Xeno is here!! Hi Xeno 👋😊 (vore anon)
^^^^
HEARD OWL MATE CALLS
Still Grounded.
"But Mama... I have to earn a little money to go Winter's Veil shopping with, and Neri made my costume, and pleeaaaaaaaaase?" Leona took a deep breath, "It's just for a week, and I'm not even an operative anymore! Hidden doesn't have any reason to talk to me there. AND I promised Haidee a good time when she comes to visit the Faire... you know Vel forgets to have fun..." Mira and Varotin glanced at each other, then she sighed in defeat, "Neri did send her costume earlier today..." she crossed her arms, "Yes, you may go, but I want eyes on you at all times. Papa will be going as well... don't climb the tight-rope darling, Leona's not going to fall off... you check in every hour like you did last month. And you're still on trash detail for Silas." "Yes Ma'am." "And you are to do your morning practices and your stone talking practices. No more accidental earthquakes young lady, you need to be in control of that," Mira took a deep breath, "I put the costume in your room, go ahead and change and then you and Papa go and catch the airship." Leona beamed, "Thanks Mama!" she said, running to kiss Mira's cheek, then to her room where the box was waiting on her bed and picked up the lid. Bright red she snapped it back down. A few moments later she was back in the main room in her normal black leggings and tunic with the box under her arm and her messenger bag, "Come on Papa, we'll be late." "Aren't you going to..." Mira started to ask. "Uh... Mr. Silas probably has me on trash detail, I'll change when it's time for a show, Udon and I have some new things to add.” "I can juggle!" Varotin said happily, "Vonic and I hid in a circus once to get a bounty!" "Oh?" Leona practically was pushing him out the door now, "Maybe you and I can juggle swords for an act sometime! Bye Mama! I'll check in every hour and Papa's not going to lose me, promise!" @generalcero @conclave-of-knives @theravir @velerodra
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