#still sore

[localpoopdealer]

STP 2026

[takidarminato]

Take good care of Potato Jeremy, okay?

[goodomensseason2]

For those thinking Trump talk about disinfectant injections really crazy, think again: after fire the health minister, who was doing a somewhat decent job, our president has just made a pronouncement about the exit of the justice minister, Sérgio Moro, who had his signature forged by Bolsonaro in order to fire the federal Police chef. Instead of talking about this important issue, he went on bragging about his son's crushes and girlfriends, the real age of his wife, and how him and Moro first met each other. At a snack bar.

Oh, boy, why do we keep winning this game? I don't even know if that's a win or a tie.😰😱

[mint-corset]

Dudes I literally cannot have sex anymore rn.

[thebestfriendshouse]

Me when Evolve comes on my Spotify playlist:

Me when I remember the dirty done to Queliot:

[ask-villain-izuku-midoriya]

FUCK(I’m sorry ;-;)

Alex here. Who’s ready for a storytime?

Deku: *plays cricket chirping sounds*

Alex: Not funny. AAAAAANYWAY, this week’s been kinda shitty. Here’s why.

So, the house I live in(I still live with my parents. Fuck off, I’m tryna get a job, and besides, I’m not THAT old) was getting kinda messy out back. Pieces of granite from remodeling our kitchen, overgrown trees, mountains of leaves, that kind of stuff. Not to mention that our asshole neighbors decided a few months ago to file a complaint against us for a gas leak(we didn’t know we had gas, the owners told us it was only electric and that putting in the stuff would cost $8000. The gas main was hidden in some random wooden box that we never could figure out what it was for.). So when the workers came to fix it, they made a huge fucking mess. So this week, my mom and I had to clean up.

Let me tell you, granite is heavy.

Also, at one point I mowed SIX YARDS in one day. I mowed our front, our back, my brother’s dive coach’s front, his backyard, and both of his neighbors’ front yards. So my body is killing me.

Never underestimate me, folks. Or my mom. She was literally knocking dead palm fronds off of our palm trees with an extendable ladder(they were too thin to get with a chainsaw).

And the assholes that offered their services wanted $500 for the job? Screw that.

My mom’s out helping at a dive meet, and then she’s gonna run some errands. She’ll stop by Home Depot to get some trash bags and whatnot, so I can go Back to it AGAIN! Yay me!

Thank god Trey(the dive coach) gave me $20 for the job.

FML

[themagicinmypen]

Still Sore

So I must

Write out

The pieces of me

That are still

Sore

From yesterday.

Today

Is another day

And that is over.

[angrysciencenerd]

Flying home instead of taking the bus because I'm terrified of driving now